Colby Covington’s rising popularity within casuals

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on my hour and fifteen minute lunch break for my state funded union job and decided to visit the local chipotle for a bite. I was on line when a group of 5 suits from a local office building got behind me. Two of the guys were talking about how hyped they were for GSP coming back to fight the guy who choked out McGregor (they meant Nate Diaz, not joe duffy).

The one girl in the group of 5 chimes in saying how she can’t stand the UFC these days and that it’s not far off from fake wrestling. I decided to turn around and chime in telling her that the ufc is real combat and not scripted.

“yeah but there’s so many ignorant loudmouths in the sport now, like that douche who’s been posing with Kelsi Monroe(porn sloot). I saw it all over Instagram and Twitter” she claimed.

“Oh that’s Colby Covington, he’s fighting for a championship June 9th” I joined in.

“I know you guys havent paid for any UFC fights since Floyd-Conor, but we should definitely tune in to see that wannabe gangster get his ass kicked. I looked into his history after the porn star publicity and he’s super racist towards Brazil, too. And always picking on nerds. It’ll be worth the money” she said to her four friends.

Her one co worker starts white knighting her-
“you’re right Karen, I’ll order the PPV on my credit card and the guys will venmo me a few bucks. Don’t worry about paying me anything. I can’t wait to see that guy Colby lose, he’s so corny and probably an insecure nerd himself”.
 
that is such a load of shit lmfao, nice fantasy tho.
 
on my hour and fifteen minute lunch break for my state funded union job and decided to visit the local chipotle for a bite. I was on line when a group of 5 suits from a local office building got behind me. Two of the guys were talking about how hyped they were for GSP coming back to fight the guy who choked out McGregor (they meant Nate Diaz, not joe duffy).

The one girl in the group of 5 chimes in saying how she can’t stand the UFC these days and that it’s not far off from fake wrestling. I decided to turn around and chime in telling her that the ufc is real combat and not scripted.

“yeah but there’s so many ignorant loudmouths in the sport now, like that douche who’s been posing with Kelsi Monroe(porn sloot). I saw it all over Instagram and Twitter” she claimed.

“Oh that’s Colby Covington, he’s fighting for a championship June 9th” I joined in.

“I know you guys havent paid for any UFC fights since Floyd-Conor, but we should definitely tune in to see that wannabe gangster get his ass kicked. I looked into his history after the porn star publicity and he’s super racist towards Brazil, too. And always picking on nerds. It’ll be worth the money” she said to her four friends.

Her one co worker starts white knighting her-
“you’re right Karen, I’ll order the PPV on my credit card and the guys will venmo me a few bucks. Don’t worry about paying me anything. I can’t wait to see that guy Colby lose, he’s so corny and probably an insecure nerd himself”.

Started my eye roll at hour fifteen state funded lunch break. Continued through suits, and the cornball dialogue.
 
More fake than the belt he will be fighting for.
 
Making up fake conversations and posting about them on a message board is an odd way to spend your time.
 
Colby paid that group to stand behind you and chat up UFC and Colby
 
What I gathered from that story is that you pretty much got ignored by that group.

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I hear you , op. All my conversations with girls end badly too.
 
Colby is a dead man walking after he dissed the goat Jon Bones Jones. I wouldn't be surprised if he were found buried in the Albuquerque desert.
 
Started my eye roll at hour fifteen state funded lunch break. Continued through suits, and the cornball dialogue.
It’s supposed to be 30 minute lunch break on our contract. From 12-1230. We stretch it from 11:30-1245 though
 
Colby should get his fair share on the rise of boomerang sales too...
 
Exactly

Random women know his porn stars ? What planet was this on ?
How is that unrealistic? The chick was a legit 8/10 and looked like a freak.

She probably watched porn to learn all her bedroom moves?
 
Making up fake conversations and posting about them on a message board is an odd way to spend your time.
Studies have shown that internet trolls have psycopathic and narcissicistic personality traits in real life.
 
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