Media Cody NoHair is looking GOATed

[DebtCollectorMMA]

Too much red meat

Eat your vegetables

 

[Pierced7681]

Time to shave it and rock the bald look . It’s ok . You’ll live Cody, I promise .

shaving your head every other day is a massive pain in the ass

 

[Wadtucket]

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That GOAT-head is coming through! Soon to be champ again! @Wadtucket confirmed and approved.

His hairline is way beyond the Norwaad nuclear breach line

Can't wait to see his cataclysmic vertex void when his wisps get wet

 

[HunterAcosta]

shaving your head every other day is a massive pain in the ass

Yeah but you don’t gotta literally be Vin Diesel bald. I rock the military boot camp look with light stubble and use clippers . It’s super fast . But yeah shaving it all the time is pain .

 

[Gracious Warrior]

He needs to DM Costa for a promo code to those hair doctors who fixed his line

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

As a 45 year old who just started suffering from "hey.....was my forehead always this big and my hair always this thin?!?!" - I'll pass on mocking the guy

You're still very handsome to me

 

[Orochimaru 大蛇丸]

This was in 2016... those of us who are hairline experts knew this day was coming

 

[StonedLemur]

Is.... that a new tattoo on his leg?? What is that?

Gatti

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

My hairline is not receding. My face is just getting longer.

 

[struckus]

I also saw Walton Goggins immediately lol

 

[Neck&Neck]

once the chin cracks the hairline is not far behind.
He hasnt pulled a new breezy since that stripper type wife he had left him either
#SadCoad

 

[315MMAFighter]

AyyyyOoo that hairline lookin like it was blasted backwards with a claymore

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

Man y’all harsh on hairlines id take that in a second
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Bill Murray kingpin ass hairline over here

You might take that, but you won’t smesh dimes that way bro

 

[BEATDOWNS]

 

[100action]

I was once pretty smug about my hairline in my late 20s and laughed at a receding-cel but no joke within a few months, the reaper literally took 30% of my hair density on the crown and began aggressively receding me at the temples.

Don't push your luck with the Norwood reaper, he will always get his dues.

 

[Peruvian Necktie]

Retire

 

[BEATDOWNS]

 

[HaulParris]

Man y’all harsh on hairlines id take that in a second
.

Bill Murray kingpin ass hairline over here

Bill Murray is the man and I love that movie
Cody just needs to shave his head.

 

[MGS]

NeckTat's next evolution is Headtat

 

[AldoStillGoat]

Fuck. Cody needs to go to Turkey

It looks like he did