Cody Garbrandt is scary!!

[RudimarChute]

 

[Fight Professor]

cogar?

CoGar

 

[nostradumbass]

Every time he was on screen, my hands would get sweaty and my heart would race

 

[sharkcat]

CoGar

Oh I thought you were saying my gf is a cougar because he's only 25.

 

[Unfinished Sentenc]

First of all his neck is covered in tattoos and it makes him look like some kind of wraith or dark being .

Second is he was trying fight every chance he could on Ultimate Fighter. Every time he was on screen, my hands would get sweaty and my heart would race because I thought he was going to attack someone.

Despite all this, my girlfriend thinks he's attractive. Why she is attracted to a scary guy like that, I'll never know. If he tried to steal her I would be afraid to fight him, but I guess I'd have to.

ur gay

 

[McSpikes]

Stop reading at "first off his neck is covered in tattoos"

 

[Vicky]

"steal" your gf? lol

 

[Ube]

Plot twist: you too are a scary douchebag, that's why you have a girlfriend

 

[ostlerrage]

you would get scared stiff. ie get a boner while cody is choking you and not banging your gf. win/win

 

[LukeSkyrocker]

That is the gayest shit I've ever heard.

I freakin LOLed and then I kept reading and realized "oh, he's serious"

 

[Khabib Fan]

First of all his neck is covered in tattoos and it makes him look like some kind of wraith or dark being .

Second is he was trying fight every chance he could on Ultimate Fighter. Every time he was on screen, my hands would get sweaty and my heart would race because I thought he was going to attack someone.

Despite all this, my girlfriend thinks he's attractive. Why she is attracted to a scary guy like that, I'll never know. If he tried to steal her I would be afraid to fight him, but I guess I'd have to.

Sounds like you would

 

[PancraseForever]

Scared to fight a midget LMFAO.

Also he's really hot, I'd probably fondle his dick a bit. Mmmm lick the beads off of his cock. YES PLEASE!

 

[Snolla]

playing with toes and shit

 

[Ken Oath]

Hangin' wit da boyz

 

[209 Life]

Hi Kader

 

[hillelslovak87]

He's scary in the same way Chucky is. Maybe a bit scary, but then you realize you can stuff him in a drawer and use it as a coffin.

 

[HAWTRIDDUM]

Starting to wonder who faps more to cody: TS girlfriend or TS himself.

 

[Dbreiden83080]

Your girlfriend is attracted to men who are 5-7 with a lot of ugly tattoos. I suggest that she raise her standards.

 

[MescalineDreams]

u sound like a pussy

 

[Uber_Noober]

Don't be sacred homey