Co Worker driving me mad

[VroomyJeeps]

I have this older lady I work with who drives me nuts. The last issue she had the company phone that was dropped in oil, and she dropped it off at my door asking me to install an app for her, when she knew damn well the phone was broken. I told her the phone was broken and she asked me to tell the boss. she was talking to the boss all morning and didn't tell him the phone was broken so when I called him to tell him, he thought I did it at first. shes a snake.

today I come in to a letter on my desk.

it says she cleaned my office and emptied the recycling bin, and "I should be more considerate and keep this place clean".

this lady is retarded. I left Friday and there was nothing on my desk. I don't drink coffee or soda at work and I know for certain my desk was not dirty, I'm a very clean person which is why this drives me even more crazy.

also I swept, and wiped down my office last week probably around Wednesday, and I emptied the recycling bin, which has never been more than a 1/3rd full.

what could have possibly been in the recycling bin? maybe like 5 pairs of old safety glasses and nothing else. She once left me a note saying to empty the recycle bin every day even when there is only one can. I honestly wonder if she has mental problems Bros.

so she wiped down a clean desk and emptied a recycling bin with basically nothing in it. Did I mention she doesn't even work in my office. she has her own office. I'm not even sure why she was in mine.


she did a similar thing a year ago also. I forgot to get more safety glasses for my office one day because I got busy before I left and forgot about it (no big deal anyone can get them at any time if needed)), stock room always open.

she leaves me the same note saying she stocked my glasses and I need to be more considerate and "help out once in awhile".

even though I stock my office 99.9%. of the time. that was literally the only time all year she did it and I didn't, yet I need to "
help out once in awhile ". And She doesn't even work in my office.

I hate her I hate her I hate her.....

 

[Horse Style]

We're going to find out none of this ever happened, TS doesn't even work in an office and this is just some scenario he made up in his head while he was at home drawing pictures lol

 

[ICHEERTHEBULL]

I've had dealings with a similar person. She's divorced or a widow right?

 

[VroomyJeeps]

I have no idea, I've never asked. shes just so annoying. she always leaves the most petty notes on my desk. I assume she must be divorced cause I don't see how anyone could ever tolerate her.

if I was the boss she would be fired right away, she drives everyone crazy.

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

Can't you tell her to leave you alone? Or go to HR or something?

 

[therealdope]

Room full of uppercuts.

Too soon?

 

[VroomyJeeps]

I'm going to call her when she gets in and ask her about the big mess she found in my office which was worth writing me a note in my work book about. I want to hear her say something stupid like "there was a sticky mark on your desk". I want to hear her crazy explanation

 

[Hyperglide]

Were you drunk when you wrote that OP? That was hard to read.

So your problem is she cleans up after you?? Wtf quit being a slob then.

 

[VroomyJeeps]

Were you drunk when you wrote that OP? That was hard to read.

So your problem is she cleans up after you?? Wtf quit being a slob then.

there is literally nothing to clean. I don't ever make a mess.

so it turns out one of the maintenance guys came in my office, jumped up on the side desk and made some "black scuff marks" on the table that nobody uses while adjusting the clock, and I should have noticed.


Jesus...

 

[VroomyJeeps]

lol well I've never in 2 1/2 years said anything negative to anyone here, but I just called her and told her she's petty and I'm pretty sure I sounded pissed. I'm just tired of her bullshit.

she said the garbage was full (bullshit, I changed it two weeks ago, and i never throw much in there, it's a huge garbage), plus I know it wasn't full when I left Friday.

I already know it was 1/2 full and she's just saying that because she's nuts. she said the floor was a mess. there was literally nothing on the floor, and the floor is 30 year old concrete with black marks all over that are stained in. I sweep the floor all the time when im bored and there is literally nothing is ever on it except bits of dust. it's winter here so I wouldn't doubt there was a little bit of something on the floor but to act like my office was like some kind of disaster warranting a note is ridiculous.

she must have some mental disorder.

she said the office was dusty... fucking dusty..... are you kidding me. theres barely anything capable of collecting dust in here. shes just spewing nonsense.

I don't know why this is making me so angry. she just always complains about imaginary shit and it pisses me off.

the office was perfectly fine when I left friday

 

[IBack666]

I think the real question here is did you bang her?

 

[ironwolf]

Finger her with your dick. Then start throwing uppercuts. Th each her a lesson she won't soon forget.

 

[Hyperglide]

Go talk to your psychiatrist about this Vroomy. We don't want to hear about your mom telling you to cleanup after yourself.

 

[VroomyJeeps]

Go talk to your psychiatrist about this Vroomy. We don't want to hear about your mom telling you to cleanup after yourself.

just be glad you don't work with a crazy old hag who's delusional.

I know other people can't stand her either and I'm not alone. the other staff in my department don't like her either.

the 2 times I've called in sick she covered my shift. the next day staff and supervisors are telling me never to get sick again. I know she must drive them crazy.

she leaves notes for other people too. the other guy who works in her office is always saying she constantly moves things around for no reason and he can never find anything.

I went on vacation and came back my whole office was changed around. nothing was more efficient, just moved to random places for the hell of it. it was her.

i don't get it

 

[TheMMAn]

She obviously has no life outside of work and her only world is there at the office. You can one of two way:

Just realize that she is a sad old person with not personal life and just ignore her *OR*
Troll the shit out of her with small pranks designed to make her lose her mind. Constantly mover her stuff around, steal her office supplies, fuck with her lunch food in the fridge.

(personally - i would go with option 2 just to have some fun at work)

 

[VroomyJeeps]

lol.. I'm not really the messing with people type, but I'm tempted to find a tiny smudge in her office and put a sticky note on it saying she needs to be more considerate about cleaning the smudge marks in her office, and leave a magnifying glass beside it.

I feel better now after venting, maybe she will think twice about writing stupid notes now. I knew eventually there would come a point where I would snap on her, and that was today.

I'm a very laid back guy but if someone messes with me enough I'm more of a bottle it up and explode type guy

 

[HARRISON_3]

Finger her with your dick.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Bang old ladies mom.

Am I doing it rite sherdog?

 

[method115]

Were you drunk when you wrote that OP? That was hard to read.

So your problem is she cleans up after you?? Wtf quit being a slob then.

Were you drunk when you read the post. It clearly says that he didn't leave a mess on his desk.

 

[Dogstarman]

You can't lock the door to your office? You can't call hr or a supervisor and let them know she is harassing you?

Handle your shit son.