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CM Punk is a legitimate 4 fights away from the title! Expert analysis - Long Post! Dieded Content.

rothnroll

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Dear Sherbros,
My apologies for the wall of text. As one of the posters with the oldest account here, I know my opinion is respected. I am also one of the few posters with more likes than posts.
CM Punk fights Mike Jackson at UFC 225.
The Chick Magnet is a legitimate 3-4 fights away from the title. His march to the title starts now. If I had to put him against other welterweights right now, here is how it would play out.

1. Tyron Woodley: CM Punk wins via out wrestling Woodley in the third round.
2. RDA: CM Punk wins via submission (twister) in the first.
3. Colby Covington: Comes in too aggressive and gets KO'd by CM Punk in the 1st.
4. Mike Jackson: CM Punk wins via dieded in the 1st. RIP MJackson.
5. Robblie Lawler: CM Punk Goes blow for blow with Robbie until Lawler's chin gives out.
6. Nick/Nate Diaz: CM Punk wins via open hand slap in the first.
7. CyborgCM Punk outmuscles Cyborg to a decision. Cyborg defends CM's constant attempted groin shots.
8. Claudia Gadelha: CM fights Claudia in this open weight fight. CM Is initially shook by the trash talk and the low mannish voice of Gadelha. Also, he avoids punching the face because he believes the hairy nevus (mole) is contagious. CM overcomes a few 10-8 rounds and in his biggest challenge, wins via stoppage in the fifth.

Good luck to CM and after analyzing the fight, I feel like his odds of losing are extremely low. For those that are fans of CM, you can rest easy. Time for Mike Jackson to go to sleep.
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You’ve been here his long and you make one of the shittiest threads I’ve partially read.

This is why Sherdog is going down hill.
 
Is this what was considered a good thread back in your day?
 
You've convinced me. Betting the house on CM.
 
Nearly 40 + body destroyed from decades of pro wrestling + no natural athletic ability = easy night for an opponent
 
Stopped reading at more likes than posts.

I checked and you're lying.

But not that far off since they didn't introduce likes until quite recently
 
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