Clippy is third worst invention of all time

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  1. Phlog

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    From Time magazine, shade everywhere:

    "It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help?" No question drew more ire from Microsoft Office users than Clippy's snappy opener. The assumption-prone office assistant made its debut in Microsoft Office 97 as an acrobatic virtual paper clip ready to help complete any task. The only problem was that Clippy had trouble holding its tongue."

    http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1991915_1991909_1991755,00.html

    @Clippy @Clippys Mom
     
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  2. Clippy

    Clippy Canadian Hitler

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    The worst time of my life when I lost that gig

     
  3. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Only Here for Attachments Free from the yellow once again!

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  5. MikeMcMann

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    That video brings the feels.

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    Here I brought you this

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  6. Phlog

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  7. Todd Gack

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    1997 version of Clippy was a travesty but after melding with the mind stone we now have Ultimate Clippy who is far superior imo.
     
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    I always changed it to the dog.
     
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  10. phipps66

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    Came in for gif of Daryl from the Office. So far, disappoint.
     
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    aunshi189 Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    97 Clippy > Cortana
     
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  12. Slobodan

    Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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  13. bad seed

    bad seed Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    I would like evidence of this so called superiority.

    pix?
     
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  14. Headkicktoleg

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  15. bad seed

    bad seed Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    that wizard looks like a pedo.
     
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    revoltub Lord Paramount of the Reach Belt

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    Its only fit he would retire to sherdog
     
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  17. Zer

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    You know Clippy sucks when he ranked higher than pedo-wizard
     
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  18. ralphc1

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    It was worse than Cortana? I find that difficult to believe.
     
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