class rank

[toasty]

So I went to a large high school. I hung out with two distinct groups, the smart kids and the party/jocks and was at the bottom of each group's pecking order. i was the dumbest smart kid and the least jocky partier.

So when class ranks were given released I was very very hopeful I would do well. I found out I was almost dead middle of my graduating class, but the really stunning thing was one of my jock friends, a kid who was proud of his nickname "gonads" and who was dumb as a fucking stump that had been hit over the head by another stump and then slipped angel dust, was one spot below me. Thank god it was not one spot above me.

So I now wonder where you rank me amongst the Mayberry posters?

I think of my work as

but some of you may feel differently.

Also I am open to suggestions on how to become the #1 poster, not only on sherdog, but for the entire universal fucking internet.

So please tell me where you rank me, if possible tell me which poster I am just sightly better than and which poster I am just behind, and tell me how to improve my posting to mythic status.

I'd also be interested in your favorite poster and who you feel is second to dead last right above @Slobodan

Thanks

 

[Flower2dPeople]

 

[ferrisjso]

A lot of HSers who aren't trying to get into an elite college aren't really paying attention to their GPA like that they just want to pass by a healthy margin. If "dumb jock" friend was keeping track and you weren't he was probably going to win off that fact alone. Because thats really half the battle.

And its funny I was in the exact same situation socially in HS lol. I didn't fit neatly into either of the 2 cliques. But my HS was super small though.

 

[toasty]

So you have me in the #1 spot already,, you are a genrous god! Who do you rank at #2?

 

[Flower2dPeople]

So you have me in the #1 spot already,, you are a genrous god! Who do you rank at #2?

It'll be a deathmatch of @AldoStillGoat and @Trabaho for no. 2.

 

[toasty]

A lot of HSers who aren't trying to get into an elite college aren't really paying attention to their GPA like that they just want to pass by a healthy margin. If "dumb jock" friend was keeping track and you weren't he was probably going to win off that fact alone. Because thats really half the battle.

And its funny I was in the exact same situation socially in HS lol. I didn't fit neatly into either of the 2 cliques. But my HS was super small though.

No I'm talking dumb,,,loveable but the kind of kid you wonder how they get through life not knowing shit like which side won the civil war, or that h20 is water.......

I had a health class with Nads.. the teacher hated my guts, she gave us a pop quizz, pass of fail, one question. Nads sat next to me, she asked him what are testicles? He was hemming and hawing,,,,I'm sitting next to him whispering its' your balls nads, its' your balls.. He goes "its your balls I guess" he passes.

My turn, what physical change makes a zygote become a fetus? I say, that wasn't in the reading assignment, she says it was in the footnotes, I guess heartbeat, nope fail, the development of bone spurs was considered the answer way back then........BITCH!

 

[mixmastermo]

Don't put too much thought into class rank.

In a professional setting the smartest people will talk over nearly everyone's heads then people will talk behind those people's back and spread rumors about them being idiots.

 

[ferrisjso]

No I'm talking dumb,,,loveable but the kind of kid you wonder how they get through life not knowing shit like which side won the civil war, or that h20 is water.......

I had a health class with Nads.. the teacher hated my guts, she gave us a pop quizz, pass of fail, one question. Nads sat next to me, she asked him what are testicles? He was hemming and hawing,,,,I'm sitting next to him whispering its' your balls nads, its' your balls.. He goes "its your balls I guess" he passes.

My turn, what physical change makes a zygote become a fetus? I say, that wasn't in the reading assignment, she says it was in the footnotes, I guess heartbeat, nope fail, the development of bone spurs was considered the answer way back then........BITCH!

Yeah teachers playing favorites matter also.

My school was kind of like a proto fascist dictatorship and they hated most of the students except the valodictorian. He won all these awards so they had an award ceremony just for him and forced everyone to come watch by lying and telling us we all won awards too. One girl won one award otherwise it was a private ceremony for this kid lol.

 

[toasty]

Yeah teachers playing favorites matter also.

My school was kind of like a proto fascist dictatorship and they hated most of the students except the valodictorian. He won all these awards so they had an award ceremony just for him and forced everyone to come watch by lying and telling us we all won awards too. One girl won one award otherwise it was a private ceremony for this kid lol.

Our valedictorian was reputed to have hit or beaten up his girlfriend a small mousy smart girl who i knew slightly.

I haven't thought of him in years but hope that was either a false rumor, as many are in high school, or that he eventually got the shit kicked out of him by somebody for it.

He was not in the smart kid crowd I hung with and i'm surprised one or two of them were beaten out by anyone.

BUT we're straying from the true purpose of this thread, rank me and teach me how to move up even higher in the rankings.

 

[elreece]

Did Gonads acquire the nickname for having gigantic balls

 

[toasty]

Did Gonads acquire the nickname for having gigantic balls

never saw them, couldn't tell you how he got the name.

I went to school or worked with kids nicknamed "the schmuck" "Gonads (or just nads)" "Dr. Death" "Null set" "Slapshot" "Soup" "Soap Man" RIck Fudge" "Chewy" "Yonsey" and "Sukiyaki" off the top of my head, don't really know the history behind any of them,,oh and "Pump" that was because he competed as a national level amateur body builder

 

[Wilmer Digreux]

I like Gonads better no offense

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

You’ve been on Sherdog for over 20 years and you have fewer than 1300 posts. I grant thee the official rank of

 

[elreece]

never saw them, couldn't tell you how he got the name.

I went to school or worked with kids nicknamed "the schmuck" "Gonads (or just nads)" "Dr. Death" "Null set" "Slapshot" "Soup" "Soap Man" RIck Fudge" "Chewy" "Yonsey" and "Sukiyaki" off the top of my head, don't really know the history behind any of them,,oh and "Pump" that was because he competed as a national level amateur body builder

Sounds like the making of the next hit high school teen drama

 

[toasty]

None taken, I loved the kid but he did me dirty once,,,,,ran into him in town, said what up nads, he said I'm going to get a hair cut,,,,,i said wild me too, he said come to my place, so I do,,,,,barber chair opens up and Nads goes, "go ahead" so I do thinking that was nice of nads, ,,,,,

I get in the chair and the barber asks me what I want, so I tell him, trim it and and I've decided I'm also gonna get my first ever straight edge barber shave to clean up my scraggly high school porn stache and beard.

Then I see nads reflection in the mirror and he is cracking up. then the barber starts cutting all the while going "Sir, sir, is this okay sir is this okay?" I go feel free to call me by me Toasty and for the enitre 20 minute hair cut he is saying "Toasty, not sir, Toasty is this okay, Toasty Tosty Toasty is this okay, not sir, Toasty, Toasty is this ok?" on and on while Nads is cracking up in the mirror

I was genuinely scared when he went to the straight razor shave. I left bleeding from about 6 cuts and had sideburns in different zipcodes but tipped the guy and ran out of there straight to my barber to fix my shit up as best he could

So Nads was dumb but not dumb enough to get his hair cut by that guy

 

[ferrisjso]

Our valedictorian was reputed to have hit or beaten up his girlfriend a small mousy smart girl who i knew slightly.

I haven't thought of him in years but hope that was either a false rumor, as many are in high school, or that he eventually got the shit kicked out of him by somebody for it.

He was not in the smart kid crowd I hung with and i'm surprised one or two of them were beaten out by anyone.

BUT we're straying from the true purpose of this thread, rank me and teach me how to move up even higher in the rankings.

Oh. Well in HS you can't pick your classes and have less control over your GPA than in college. Thats really the main way you manufacture a GPA put yourself into as many situations as you'll get a good grade without trying as possible.

 

[toasty]

You’ve been on Sherdog for over 20 years and you have fewer than 1300 posts. I grant thee the official rank of

I was old school here when shit was nuttier than squirrel shit but left for real life, came back not to long ago, to find things a lot more normal and my post count almost completely wiped out but my start date the same.

But you know you know me and you know you like me, so answer the question LTG where do you rank me among the flotsam and jetsam that is mayberry these days

 

[elreece]

None taken, I loved the kid but he did me dirty once,,,,,ran into him in town, said what up nads, he said I'm going to get a hair cut,,,,,i said wild me too, he said come to my place, so I do,,,,,barber chair opens up and Nads goes, "go ahead" so I do thinking that was nice of nads, ,,,,,

I get in the chair and the barber asks me what I want, so I tell him, trim it and and I've decided I'm also gonna get my first ever straight edge barber shave to clean up my scraggly high school porn stache and beard.

Then I see nads reflection in the mirror and he is cracking up. then the barber starts cutting all the while going "Sir, sir, is this okay sir is this okay?" I go feel free to call me by me Toasty and for the enitre 20 minute hair cut he is saying "Toasty, not sir, Toasty is this okay, Toasty Tosty Toasty is this okay, not sir, Toasty, Toasty is this ok?" on and on while Nads is cracking up in the mirror

I was genuinely scared when he went to the straight razor shave. I left bleeding from about 6 cuts and had sideburns in different zipcodes but tipped the guy and ran out of there straight to my barber to fix my shit up as best he could

So Nads was dumb but not dumb enough to get his hair cut by that guy

Ok im invested in the nads story line now.

But why the fuck did you tip this guy

 

[toasty]

Don't put too much thought into class rank.

In a professional setting the smartest people will talk over nearly everyone's heads then people will talk behind those people's back and spread rumors about them being idiots.

 

[toasty]

Ok im invested in the nads story line now.

But why the fuck did you tip this guy

The guy obviously had a disability, I always tipped my regular barber, I was so thrown off by the blood and mauling of my already horrible red white boy fro, I looked like a fucking walking match stick at the best of times and leaving that place I was not at the top of my grooming game, and I just wanted to flee, cry, and kick nads in the nads,,,,,,

I wanted cool feathered long hair like Andy from WKRP

So I grew it long but ended up looking more like this tv star