Chuck Norris jokes

[chaney2363]

Why are they about Chuck Norris? I mean of all the tough guys in history, why him?

 

[Tamriel Terror]

Because Chuck Norris wrote History

 

[tendersurrender]

chuck norris doesn't wear a watch. he simply decides what time it is.

 

[Avenger]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

 

[thebluerider]

because this

 

[Horse Style]

I heard those jokes were initially Vin Diesel jokes. Dunno when or why they changed to Chuck Norris.

 

[scrubido]

because reasons.

 

[mbinder]

it was initially a vin diesel random fact generator until maybe 2004 or so. i'm not sure exactly why it switched to chuck norris, but it did and the rest is history.

 

[Double Leg]

2006 called. It doesn't want its jokes back.

 

[greygoose]

Anyone remember the Vin Diesel/Mr T. jokes that followed suit?

There's no I in team. But there are two I's in Vin Diesel. Fuck you team.

 

[Omegaboy13]

Why are they about Chuck Norris? I mean of all the tough guys in history, why him?

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[esum80]

 

[chaney2363]

Wasn't a real fight. Bruce Lee fans just can't understand that all those wins Lee had were acting, not real.

 

[chaney2363]

Chuck Norris looked in the mirror and there was no reflection, the reason being that there is only one Chuck Norris.

 

[Bloody Pulp]

 

[odog]

 

[chickenluver]

Wasn't a real fight. Bruce Lee fans just can't understand that all those wins Lee had were acting, not real.

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[ripskater]

Lol! That's awesome. I've never heard that one.

 

[chickenluver]

Chuck Norris can turn left on red

If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back

One does not simply survive Chuck Norris

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Probably because he became a compete joke after sidekicks and walker texas ranger. These things don't work unless the subject is inherently laughable or outdated.