Candied bacon-
Buy good bacon. Not cheap stuff!
open a beer and start drinking it
Cut bacon strips In half, lay pieces on baking sheet (one with sides on it, not a cookie tray)
Start 2nd beer.
Cover raw bacon in brown sugar. Remember- more more.
Bake for 7-10 minutes.
3rd beer.
Sprinkle rough chopped hazelnuts on bacon.
Eyeball 4th beer.
Cook bacon another 3-5 minutes.
Fuck it, it's the holidays.
Pull bacon out. Best served while warm.
Pull bacon out, hide the empties and serve wh