Christmas Advice

[ClubFoot]

My wife mentioned to me that we weren't to buy each other Christmas presents this year (to which I have duly obliged).

With less than 36 hours before the big day I haven't bought her anything, well I did buy her a bottle of her favourite drink (Jagermeister) but I drank it with a chic from work before I rattled her.

Do you guys think she'll be offended that I actually didn't buy her anything for Christmas or do you think she'll understand or do you think I should go to the local fuel station and buy her an air freshener for her car?

 

[madizm2]

Just pop some bath salts and you'll be fine.

 

[MajinSaga**]

Just pop some bath salts and you'll be fine.

It'll also save his wife the time from having to cook christmas eve dinner.

 

[SpladleKing]

It's a shit test.

Either way you're fucked.

 

[ClubFoot]

It's a shit test.

Either way you're fucked.

Everyone likes a car air freshener, but come to think of it, she doesn't drive.

 

[Shot]

Sticky situation. I had an ex who did the same thing on Valentine's day.

If i had known then what i know now, teh jab would've been involved

 

[ClubFoot]

Sticky situation. I had an ex who did the same thing on Valentine's day.

If i had known then what i know now, teh jab would've been involved

Is that why she's an ex now?

 

[Rmbr2Breathe]

Offend her with a gift instead of offending without one.

 

[CrazyN8]

You should divorce her. Best gift you could give her.

 

[ClubFoot]

You should divorce her. Best gift you could give her.

I think she may be inclined to agree

 

[The ScorpioN]

I had the same deal with my girlfriend last christmas. However, I bought her the UFC xbox game. Oddly enough she didn't have an xbox, and doesn't play video games at all. But it's the gesture that counts.

 

[Caution]

Brace yourself TS, a shit storm is heading your way.

 

[Henry Swanson]

You fucked a chick you work with after drinking a bottle of j

 

[Lustercross]

You fucked a chick you work with after drinking a bottle of j

 

[ClubFoot]

You fucked a chick you work with after drinking a bottle of j

 

[Henry Swanson]

You almost got it, I originally bought the bottle for my wife as her present but one thing led to another and I drank it with a colleague (who is fit by the way) and banged her.

Now I've cheated on my wife and have no present

The solution is simple. Buy her an iPad......mini.

 

[igordog]

It sounds like you're a Grade A c*nt son...Why not just tell her what you did, pack your shit, and leave, saving her the trouble over the long run?

 

[Kemo**]

Chop her into pieces and display them in public

 

[Lustercross]

Haha this has got to be a troll thread.

 

[Misfit23]

Buy her a gift but hide it and don't bring it up unless she bitches and moans or brings out a gift for you. You can use that gift for an anniversary, bday, etc...