Christmas Advice

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  1. ClubFoot

    ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic Platinum Member

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    My wife mentioned to me that we weren't to buy each other Christmas presents this year (to which I have duly obliged).

    With less than 36 hours before the big day I haven't bought her anything, well I did buy her a bottle of her favourite drink (Jagermeister) but I drank it with a chic from work before I rattled her.

    Do you guys think she'll be offended that I actually didn't buy her anything for Christmas or do you think she'll understand or do you think I should go to the local fuel station and buy her an air freshener for her car?
     
  2. madizm2

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    Just pop some bath salts and you'll be fine.
     
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    It'll also save his wife the time from having to cook christmas eve dinner.
     
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    It's a shit test.

    Either way you're fucked.
     
  5. ClubFoot

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    Everyone likes a car air freshener, but come to think of it, she doesn't drive.
     
  6. Shot

    Shot Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Sticky situation. I had an ex who did the same thing on Valentine's day.

    If i had known then what i know now, teh jab would've been involved
     
  7. ClubFoot

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    Is that why she's an ex now?
     
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    Offend her with a gift instead of offending without one.
     
  9. CrazyN8

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    You should divorce her. Best gift you could give her.
     
  10. ClubFoot

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    I think she may be inclined to agree
     
  11. The ScorpioN

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    I had the same deal with my girlfriend last christmas. However, I bought her the UFC xbox game. Oddly enough she didn't have an xbox, and doesn't play video games at all. But it's the gesture that counts.
     
  12. Caution

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    Brace yourself TS, a shit storm is heading your way.
     
  13. Todd Gack

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    You fucked a chick you work with after drinking a bottle of j
     
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  15. ClubFoot

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  16. Todd Gack

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    The solution is simple. Buy her an iPad......mini.
     
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    It sounds like you're a Grade A c*nt son...Why not just tell her what you did, pack your shit, and leave, saving her the trouble over the long run?
     
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    Chop her into pieces and display them in public

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  19. Lustercross

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    Haha this has got to be a troll thread.
     
  20. Misfit23

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    Buy her a gift but hide it and don't bring it up unless she bitches and moans or brings out a gift for you. You can use that gift for an anniversary, bday, etc...
     

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