Choose 1-8 Before Entering: This person catches you in bed with their wife.

[TigerUpperKut]

on top of the looks she's an olympic gold medalist in gymnastics and is flexible AF.

cool, just keeps getting better and better

i'll probably get executed, but die happy

 

[loyalyolayal]

Picked 4. I'd smash Bethe Correia too.

 

[Gazwald]

Ellen. Wood make her watch.

 

[usulrah]

Mad mel , I'm in for some hilarious rants

 

[DoomPatrol]

How fucked are you?

7.

After spending a year with Honey Boo Boo, I have escaped the cabin and found myself in bed next to Portia de Rossi. If Ellen came in and tried to fight me, I think I'll be OK. Totally worth it.

 

[Nesk]

#6....aaand i'm dead!!!

 

[method115]

I picked 2 and I'd beat the shit out of Nicolas Cage.

 

[heavyarms21]

Pretty Sure Anton already killed his wife.

 

[Fatchops]

I chose...poorly

 

[DoomPatrol]

I chose...poorly

No, you didn't..

This is who he was married to. It's been annulled, but that was his only wife I know of.

 

[ithinktheymad]

Mr. Gone in 60 seconds just got cucked in 60 seconds. Head clean off.

 

[DoomPatrol]

Am I the only person that picked 8? Who is Mel Gibson married to anyway? I feel like I should know this.

Take your pick of his significant others...

Ex-Wife

Girlfriend 1

Girlfriend 2

 

[michal001]

No picture the wife you're sleeping with? This thread is a total fail.

 

[John Wang]

No picture the wife you're sleeping with? This thread is a total fail.

Just like your dad!

 

[TeTe]

Take your pick of his significant others...

Ex-Wife

Girlfriend 1

Girlfriend 2

I'd fight Mel over gf #2

 

[RichardHarrow]

Who is the first guy?

 

[DoomPatrol]

I'd fight Mel over gf #2

Rosalind Ross. Champion equestrian vaulter. Met him applying for Gibson's company.

Horse chicks are crazy. Mel Gibson is crazy. You don't want none of that.

 

[blitzk]

fuck, 4.

Does he even have a wife? If he does it's probably a mannequin or something of the sort.