Nature & Animals Chimpanzees vs. Dolphins - Which is the smarter animal? (The Finals)

[Aurelian]

They don't even like to fvck

Have you tried?

 

[horc00]

They don't even like to fvck

Humans do the stupidest shit just to fuck. Pandas don't have to do stupid shit since they don't like it.

 

[Osculater]

Have you tried?

Duh

 

[Aurelian]

Duh

Stop trying to bang your retarded distant relatives. It's creepy

 

[Osculater]

Humans do the stupidest shit just to fuck. Pandas don't have to do stupid shit since they don't like it.

 

[Osculater]

Stop trying to bang your retarded distant relatives. It's creepy

I was young I didn't know any better

 

[Hung Like a Hamster]

Smartest animals are goddamn pandas. The mofos eat, shit and sleep all day and roll around in dirt looking all cute and cuddly.

No natural predators whatsoever, regardless if they live in the wild or in the zoo. If anyone is dumb enough to fuck with a panda, the CCP overlords fuck you up.

Even in the zoo, these mofos sleep in airconditioned rooms while the damn chimps sweat under the sun, picking fleas off each other.

They even have humans setting the mood for them to fuck. No need for all that try-hard acting alpha shit to attract the chicks.

Pandas have low testosterone due to bamboo vegan diet, thats why they dont like to get down and nasty.

 

[Sweater of AV]

 

[Osculater]

Pandas have low testosterone due to bamboo vegan diet, thats why they dont like to get down and nasty.

Teh ghey!

 

[horc00]

Pandas have low testosterone due to bamboo vegan diet, thats why they dont like to get down and nasty.

Well, yes. Human history is filled with stories of empires falling because people just want to bang. I don't know about you guys, but I've had my share of post-nut clarity moments of "holy shit I can't believe I dipped my dick into that". Not that there's anything wrong with it, because I'd still do it in a jiffy, but you can't deny being horny makes people do the stupidest shit.

 

[Osculater]

Well, yes. Human history is filled with stories of empires falling because people just want to bang. I don't know about you guys, but I've had my share of post-nut clarity moments of "holy shit I can't believe I dipped my dick into that". Not that there's anything wrong with it, because I'd still do it in a jiffy, but you can't deny being horny makes people do the stupidest shit.

Either way they are freaking retarded

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Most experts believe chimps have the intelligence of 5 year old humans whereas orcas remarkably are just as intelligent as your average human teen. Thats crazy.

If you watch videos of their behaviour, especially how the hunt and communicate its quite evident they are right behind humans when it comes to brain power.

 

[TCE]

Good old Sherdog. Despite the wealth of information ranking chimps as #1, Sherbros getting all wet over Flipper.

When do we get Planet of the Porpoises?

You do know dolphins have bigger brains than chimps, right? Dolphins are far more intelligent than chimps.