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Chess: BarrieMcKochiner vs fmena123

BarrieMcKochiner (687) vs fmena123 (666). BarrieMcKochiner won by checkmate in 31 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

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alright i got my redemption. i'm not so pissed at this game anymore. although i blundered a knight just to capture a pawn, he probably thought it was a trap so he didn't take it and hilarity ensued right after, forcing him to surrender his queen and then the game.

but no that was no tactical sacrifice. that was just me being stupid and him ignoring the knight cost him the game. i was just trying to get his king out of position and if he would have taken with his queen then i'd really be fucked.

but instead of going knight to h7 what i really should have done was go bishop to g7, kicking his rook away, and then move my other knight to f6, throwing a quadruple fork on his king, his queen, his other rook, and his h pawn. if he would have retreated his rook to e8 after the bishop threat, then it would have been a quintuple fork lol. too bad i didnt see it at the time i was too busy playing like a dickhead but yeah that would have been a pinnacle of my chess game right there.

 

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Fabi leads after the rapid portion of GCT Saint Louis Rapid & Blitz.

 

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Chess: KJesus1776 vs BarrieMcKochiner

KJesus1776 (652) vs BarrieMcKochiner (675). BarrieMcKochiner won by checkmate in 36 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

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this dude went for the wayward queen opening but it went very wayward on him. i completely DESTROYED this fool like nobody i have ever destroyed before. i feel like some kind of a chess prodigy for the way i was able to systematically pick this dude apart piece by piece.

Chess: N00bslayer69000 vs BarrieMcKochiner

N00bslayer69000 (611) vs BarrieMcKochiner (675). BarrieMcKochiner won by resignation in 4 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

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i slayed noobslayer69 in just 8 seconds.

this guys wayward queen attack on me went even more wayward. he hung his queen in just 4 moves. i don't even know if i've yet accomplished such a feat but i'm sure if i got drunk enough i could.

RIP noob slayer. wasn't even worth 10 seconds of my time.

 

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Chess: madannpl vs BarrieMcKochiner

madannpl (683) vs BarrieMcKochiner (691). BarrieMcKochiner won by checkmate in 49 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

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i dogwalked my king all over the board and destroyed this guy with it lol. i taken so many of his pieces with it including his rooks. total humiliation. absolutely marvelous. shades of my golden days!

the king is the most offensive piece on the chess board and i live by this misguided statement. not only did i capture so many pieces with it but i also used it as an offensive threat alongside of my knight, pinning his king between only two squares while it sat on the cuck chair and waited for the mate to be delivered.

next time don't open with the d pawn dickhead, otherwise you are forcing me to bring my king out, and i WILL go leeroy jenkins with it.

amateur hour chess at its finest right here fellas. i don't know about magnus, but i'm damn proud of it. berry mckochiner might just have to hang em up after achieving this milestone. and so should his opponent!

 

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Chess: BarrieMcKochiner vs fosterm2

BarrieMcKochiner (631) vs fosterm2 (635). BarrieMcKochiner won by checkmate in 25 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

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SMOTHERED!

dude was probably patting himself on the back like yay i just won this guys rook for my bishop. and then game over lol.

 

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Levon wins St. Louis Rapid & Blitz.

 

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Chess: BarrieMcKochiner vs fosterm2

BarrieMcKochiner (631) vs fosterm2 (635). BarrieMcKochiner won by checkmate in 25 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

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SMOTHERED!

dude was probably patting himself on the back like yay i just won this guys rook for my bishop. and then game over lol.

Very nice. I've rarely ever actually gotten a smothered mate in a game. Super cool when it happens though.

 

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scholars mate vs scholars mate threat. amateur hour chess again at it's finest. who will prevail?

Chess: BarrieMcKochiner vs megandej

BarrieMcKochiner (616) vs megandej (600). BarrieMcKochiner won by resignation in 13 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

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i wanted to see how this game would unfold after i bagged his queen and rook but i guess he went running home to play checkers.

 

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scholars mate vs scholars mate threat. amateur hour chess again at it's finest. who will prevail?

Chess: BarrieMcKochiner vs megandej

BarrieMcKochiner (616) vs megandej (600). BarrieMcKochiner won by resignation in 13 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

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i wanted to see how this game would unfold after i bagged his queen and rook but i guess he went running home to play checkers.

Barrie you gotta start using some real openings man lol.

 

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Barrie you gotta start using some real openings man lol.

never! not until people stop falling for it. it's too funny when people screw up. you can fuck em sideways in so many ways even after they castle. but opening this way leaves a pretty big hole in the defense. basically it comes down to who makes the first mistake.

despite what i did to that poor fool, i still made a big mistake. after throwing up the triple fork i should have taken his queen with my bishop instead of the knight, checking his king and forcing him to take the bishop that way i also get to capture his rook with my knight and then continue on with the same attack, swapping out my bishop for his knight and then going after his king with my queen in the same manner to win the other rook. but it wouldn't have mattered. most of the time when people blunder their queen on e6 they will just rage quit immediately after anyways. i just gotta remember to take the queen with the bishop next time i get somebody in that same situation. people do fall into that shit more often then i expect. but i'm still playing against noobs.

 

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never! not until people stop falling for it. it's too funny when people screw up. you can fuck em sideways in so many ways even after they castle.

Yeah, but you can do it even better with real openings! At your rating level you can devour their soul within the first 10 moves with the Rapport-Jobava.

but opening this way leaves a pretty big hole in the defense. basically it comes down to who makes the first mistake.

despite what i did to that poor fool, i still made a big mistake. after throwing up the triple fork i should have taken his queen with my bishop, checking his king and forcing him to take the bishop that way also capture his rook with my knight and then continue on with the same attack, swapping out my bishop for his knight and then going after his king with my queen in the same manner to win the other rook. but it wouldn't have mattered. most of the time when people blunder their queen on e6 they will just rage quit immediately after anyways. i just gotta remember to take the queen with the bishop next time i get somebody in that same situation. people do fall into that shit more often then i expect. but i'm still playing against noobs.

 

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Yeah, but you can do it even better with real openings! At your rating level you can devour their soul within the first 10 moves with the Rapport-Jobava.

nah, i'm a chess troll for life. barrie mckochiner's focus right now is to to destroy somebody with the cock & balls opening, that way i can trademark it as the koch & balls opening.

 

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nah, i'm a chess troll for life. barrie mckochiner's focus right now is to to destroy somebody with the cock & balls opening, that way i can trademark it as the koch & balls opening.

Alright, suit yourself lol.

 

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Alright, suit yourself lol.

Chess: Niciet vs BarrieMcKochiner

Niciet (629) vs BarrieMcKochiner (624). BarrieMcKochiner won by checkmate in 12 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

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this poor fool just tried to hit me with the same scholars mate bullshit so i bagged his queen and then hit him with another variant of it. took a whole 21 seconds to finish this one.

queen to e3 is such a bad blunder in response to the knight threat on his queen and the oncoming threat to his rook.