PC Chess.com Thread

[ChessJitsu]

Hi Everyone,

I might organize a sherdog chess tournament if I see enough interest.

My chess.com profile: https://www.chess.com/member/tserenz

My YouTube channel (subscribe please): https://www.youtube.com/@ChessJitsu

 

[Foppa21]

@idrankyourbeer get in there!!!!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

@idrankyourbeer get in there!!!!

i haven't really played much this month been playing vidya games and shit. though its a good idea i don't know if i'd even have the time for something like that.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

i managed to get two games in today. the first one the dude blundered his queen and then made me wait like 8 minutes for him to lose on time. dickhead.

the next dickhead tried to hit me with the scholars mate. he quickly blundered his queen and then his rook and then i threatened his knight with a pawn and if he moved the pawn i would have mated him with a hilarious queen sacrifice but then he immediately abandoned the game.

Chess: Levon979 vs BarrieMcKochiner

Levon979 (742) vs BarrieMcKochiner (742). BarrieMcKochiner won - game abandoned in 22 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

www.chess.com

 

[HOLA]

I use LIChess. Fuck Chess.com

 

[Foppa21]

i managed to get two games in today. the first one the dude blundered his queen and then made me wait like 8 minutes for him to lose on time. dickhead.

the next dickhead tried to hit me with the scholars mate. he quickly blundered his queen and then his rook and then i threatened his knight with a pawn and if he moved the pawn i would have mated him with a hilarious queen sacrifice but then he immediately abandoned the game.

Chess: Levon979 vs BarrieMcKochiner

Levon979 (742) vs BarrieMcKochiner (742). BarrieMcKochiner won - game abandoned in 22 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

www.chess.com

So you're training for it.

 

[ChessJitsu]

i managed to get two games in today. the first one the dude blundered his queen and then made me wait like 8 minutes for him to lose on time. dickhead.

the next dickhead tried to hit me with the scholars mate. he quickly blundered his queen and then his rook and then i threatened his knight with a pawn and if he moved the pawn i would have mated him with a hilarious queen sacrifice but then he immediately abandoned the game.

Chess: Levon979 vs BarrieMcKochiner

Levon979 (742) vs BarrieMcKochiner (742). BarrieMcKochiner won - game abandoned in 22 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

www.chess.com

I sent you a friend request (tserenz)

 

[idrankyourbeer]

I sent you a friend request (tserenz)

i seen that but i declined it. thought it was sent from a dude i just played who made me wait for him to time out lol.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

So you're training for it.

lol. it's been a few weeks but i still got it in me. the way i trapped his queen and then delivered the mate was poetic. ya'll don't want none of these hands!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

oops cant edit due to deep state moderator corruption but i tried to attach this

Chess: Navi_48 vs BarrieMcKochiner

Navi_48 (728) vs BarrieMcKochiner (765). BarrieMcKochiner won by checkmate in 17 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

www.chess.com

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Chess: zz5623413 vs BarrieMcKochiner

zz5623413 (763) vs BarrieMcKochiner (758). BarrieMcKochiner won by checkmate in 26 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

www.chess.com

dummy wanted the fried liver so i fried the chicken. i still suck at this shit but i still love hopping on every now and then and fucking with peoples shit.

wait a minute. this isnt the chess thread?!? how did i get in here.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

smothered mate!

Chess: jishrv vs BarrieMcKochiner

jishrv (749) vs BarrieMcKochiner (786). BarrieMcKochiner won by checkmate in 13 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

www.chess.com

 

[idrankyourbeer]

man the only thing funnier than hitting someone with a smothered mate is to destroy them with the cock and balls opening.

Chess: Mozzie900 vs BarrieMcKochiner

Mozzie900 (725) vs BarrieMcKochiner (753). BarrieMcKochiner won by checkmate in 24 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

www.chess.com

i've been trying for months to get someone with the cock and balls, but usually they always end up penetrating my shaft and compromising my structure before i can fully erect it and then attach the balls. after that it usually results in some very heavy cock & ball torture. but this time i was able to whip it out in its full glory and somehow i ended up in such a filthy position where through a discovery check and a pin i was able to capture his queen with my promoting pawn and then bag his bishop, rook and knight to boot before trapping him for the mate.

i'm not very good at this shit and i usually just get drunk and troll people with bongclouds and wayward queen openings, but whipping out the cock & balls and going balls deep in some poor fool is pretty much the peak of my chess game. this was probably the most satisfying game of chess i've ever played and i used the most ridiculous opening that takes 8 moves just to set up and it has no strategic value or real purpose at all. i don't think i'll ever be able to repeat something so silly again.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

WrathofFoamy has arrived!!!

May sign up for a game or two after Thailand...

Edit: GET FUCKED CHECK THE CLOWN!!! PWNED!!!

 

[PBAC]

i managed to get two games in today. the first one the dude blundered his queen and then made me wait like 8 minutes for him to lose on time. dickhead.

the next dickhead tried to hit me with the scholars mate. he quickly blundered his queen and then his rook and then i threatened his knight with a pawn and if he moved the pawn i would have mated him with a hilarious queen sacrifice but then he immediately abandoned the game.

Chess: Levon979 vs BarrieMcKochiner

Levon979 (742) vs BarrieMcKochiner (742). BarrieMcKochiner won - game abandoned in 22 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.

www.chess.com

Backward chess 101

 

[Cal Cutter]

we need to revive this