Chael P. Sonnen will win the Bellator Heavyweight Tournament.

[ThatGuy7698]

Here's why for you uncultured swines:

-He's better than Jon Jones, he's better than Sean Combs, he's even better than John Holmes.

-He made Tito tap out in less than a minute.

-His testosterone levels are 0.7 on a low day.

-He's still undefeated and undisputed.

-He's a pissed off gangster.


There ya have it folks, Chael Sonnen will win the Bellator Heavyweight Tournament.

 

[ArmenianAssasin]

Pity reply

Seems like you put a good chunk of time into this

 

[The Big Babou]

I think the only way Shael wins is by nefarious means which makes him a bit gangsta so TS might be partly corrects...

 

[eseseses681]

I hope so.

 

[Hypetrainhipsta]

Vanilla Sapp will probably just go full Bob Sapp.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

I love Chael, but I bet he comes in at 228 lbs and gasses out in 3 minutes.

 

[AronaBeatsJones]

With Chael P., it's a guarantee!

 

[Kingz]

I can imagine TS while he was cooking this up..

Getting up after every line to laugh and pace a lap around his room. Thinking of all the likes he’ll get. Spending atleast an hour finding the right gifs.

Here’s a like

 

[mime]

theres a chance he could hump rampage to a win. for every chael fight though they should have tito in the crowd trolling him to make it more interesting

 

[FinalConflict2005]

so your “That Guy”...

 

[Deleted member 510653]

Chael might wrestle Rampage to a win but I don't know after that

 

[EJRMAN513]

 

[mmacasualviewer]

He owns a scale in a bag worth $700. You know he won't miss an ounce.

 

[AronaBeatsJones]

This never gets old, LOL. Sonnen is awesome.

 

[crystallake]

I think he can wrassle rampage to a decision. Not sure about the other guys though. But I think its awesome hes in the tournament.

 

[grimballer]

Ts everybody hates you!

Yes, even your own mother

 

[eseseses681]

This never gets old, LOL. Sonnen is awesome.

And he was right.

 

[JkMMA]

Here's why for you uncultured swines:

-He's better than Jon Jones, he's better than Sean Combs, he's even better than John Holmes.

-He made Tito tap out in less than a minute.

-His testosterone levels are 0.7 on a low day.

-He's still undefeated and undisputed.

-He's a pissed off gangster.


There ya have it folks, Chael Sonnen will win the Bellator Heavyweight Tournament.

Nice fantasy.
I do think chael wins rampage as long as he doesn't get uppercut or hook.

 

[WingsLax9042]

I predict he wins, but his opponent misses weight.

 

[flyingscissorsheelhook]

I'm not even sure he gets by fat Rampage. I would love to see him win though, just to see the fallout/chaos.