CERN 666 To Be Activated 9/23/2015

[sir loin]

 

[KnightTemplar]

Well, I for one welcome our new Demonic Overlords.:icon_twis

 

[JAEGERX]

hey man, its cool, its science, what could possibly go wrong

 

[Irenaeus]

You're not even trying this time.

 

[GhostZ06]

There is no machine anywhere on earth bigger or more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider, located at CERN in Switzerland. A collider that spans 17 miles in length; it is the most powerful particle accelerator every made and many eminent physicists believe that what scientists are doing there has the potential to change the world in ways no one would imagine. Scientists want to create black holes and open portals to new dimensions and perhaps even hell itself. So to do this little thing, they are kicking it up a notch with the Large Hadron Collider at CERN. Even Stephen Hawking, one of the most brilliant minds of our day, says this is a bad idea.

 

[Juggernaut B]

The goddamn thing has been running non stop since April, nothing special is gonna happen. If something does happen, it will be a major scientific discovery and not some demonic invasion.

 

[EmpireShallFall]

Sounds cool.

 

[BornOnMonday]

All this technology and I still can't get a McRib whenever I want.

And they still can't fix that bad wheel on shopping carts. I mean, what's going on, right gang?

 

[sir loin]

The goddamn thing has been running non stop since April, nothing special is gonna happen. If something does happen, it will be a major scientific discovery and not some demonic invasion.

it can't be both?

 

[EmpireShallFall]

The goddamn thing has been running non stop since April, nothing special is gonna happen. If something does happen, it will be a major scientific discovery and not some demonic invasion.

I believe! .....jk

 

[Wolveswithkeys]

Spoiler

There is no machine anywhere on earth bigger or more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider, located at CERN in Switzerland. A collider that spans 17 miles in length; it is the most powerful particle accelerator every made and many eminent physicists believe that what scientists are doing there has the potential to change the world in ways no one would imagine. Scientists want to create black holes and open portals to new dimensions and perhaps even hell itself. So to do this little thing, they are kicking it up a notch with the Large Hadron Collider at CERN. Even Stephen Hawking, one of the most brilliant minds of our day, says this is a bad idea.

You were one of the guys making 2012 threads back then weren't you?

Spoiler

on your old account I mean.

 

[ralphc1]

I thought the Hellmouth is under a high school in Sunnydale California.

 

[mb23100]

Oh sure they can make black holes but we still don't have our hoverboards....fuck science

 

[Parallax Error]

http://press.web.cern.ch/backgrounders/cern-answers-your-queries-about-23-september-2015

Is CERN planning anything for the end of September 2015?
CERN has no special events planned for the end of September. The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) will be running at its usual collision energy of 13 teraelectronvolts (TeV).
The LHC has been running at this collision energy since 3 June 2015 and had already delivered some 28,000 billion collisions to the large experiments by mid-August. Throughout the rest of 2015, CERN aims to gradually increase the number of collisions, while remaining at the same energy. Read more about gradually increasing the intensity of the proton beams here.

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

For some reason I love pics like this. There's a creepypasta-like pleasure that comes from indulging in them only slightly.

 

[RogerTheAlien]

I'll be alright I beat Doom.

 

[DangDaGawd]

Scientists want to create black holes and open portals to new dimensions and perhaps even hell itself.

huge if true

 

[sir loin]

You're not even trying anymore.

satanic imagery intervined in hadron design is a well researched and known fact

I just assumed people would be more educated than this

We already covered 666 symbolism in CERN logo

The statue of Lord Shiva, the DESTROYER OF WORLDS at CERN hints at the release of the fallen angel Abaddon/Apollyon which coincidentally also means “the Destroyer”! There are, of course, no coincidences! Why would anyone put this religious statue of a Hindu god at a place of science, the epitome of scientific enquiry?

look what happens when you superimpose this image onto hadron collider 'mouth'

That's a whole lot of coincidence

I am just asking questions, as a critical thinking mind should, that's hasn't been deliberately dumbed down by our public education system

I suppose Stephen Hawking is a troll too

Stephen Hawking says the ‘God Particle’ that scientists believe created the world could actually end it, too.

The particle – know as Higgs boson – “has the worrisome feature” that it could become unstable at extremely high energies and create a “black hole” that would collapse the universe, the legendary British physicist has warned in a new book titled Starmus, according to the Daily Express.

“This could happen at any time and we wouldn’t see it coming,” Hawking claims in his news book.

 

[sir loin]

large hadron collider creates mini black holes while it operates

if you know anything about space you would know that black hole possesses necessary properties to create faster than light tunnel to another place in the universe or even into a whole other universe

 

[Jayzer193]

I have an Uncle that's one of the operations managers of this CERN 666- I think I'd like to have him pop open a little portal to hell, then kick sir loin (holding his laptop) into that fucker, "this is SPARTAAAA" style. Unfortunately, Satan would get jealous of the torture that sir loins threads brings to hells damned, and boot sir loin back into the warehouse at CERN. Nobody wants your posting bro.

P.s.- I heard that Apple is coming out with CERN 777 next month, and CERN 888 before Christmas anyways, so what's the big deal.

Also- sir loin sucks.