CERN 666 To Be Activated 9/23/2015

[sir loin]

There is no machine anywhere on earth bigger or more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider, located at CERN in Switzerland. A collider that spans 17 miles in length; it is the most powerful particle accelerator every made and many eminent physicists believe that what scientists are doing there has the potential to change the world in ways no one would imagine. Scientists want to create black holes and open portals to new dimensions and perhaps even hell itself. So to do this little thing, they are kicking it up a notch with the Large Hadron Collider at CERN. Even Stephen Hawking, one of the most brilliant minds of our day, says this is a bad idea.

 

[genecop]

Come on, specifically what is the fear...moreover what is the objective?

 

[ehtheist]

There is no machine anywhere on earth bigger or more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider, located at CERN in Switzerland.

I beg to differ.

You've obviously never experienced real American iron.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

All this technology and I still can't get a McRib whenever I want.

 

[A Pennysworth]

I've seen Event Horizon, I know where this is going.

 

[windkick]

Didn't see shit online about it being turned on 6/23, btw. And lol at that shit opening the gate to HELL

Ya'll need to stop worrying about when the world is going to end and focus on bettering yourselves and moving forward.

 

[Winnie The Foo]

I will be welcomed to hell with open arms.

 

[ZroC]

Will probably need about two extra days to warm up

 

[KnightTemplar]

My body is ready...

Come at me, Cern!:icon_twis

 

[zackryder]

is any1 investing & developing the bfg9000 yet?

 

[BJ@LW&WW]

666? lol

 

[KnightTemplar]

Creating a Black Hole actually sounds like a good idea.

It might finally solve the problem of where to put all the, "refugees"...:icon_twis

 

[ZroC]

666? lol

*snore* *completely innocent," Apu from the Simpsons.

 

[ralphc1]

I will be welcomed to hell with open arms.

Hell doesn't want me. They're afraid I'll take over.

 

[MMouse]

In b4 the mist except its demons and evil spirts

 

[Cheese]

Can it runs Crysis.

 

[Winnie The Foo]

Hell doesn't want me. They're afraid I'll take over.

True, they only accept pacifists.

 

[bref]

You're not even trying anymore.

 

[Zer]

In b4 the mist except its demons and evil spirts

Some kind of demon bukkake? I think Japan predicted this too bros

 

[odog]

So they are opening a portal to hell? Intrdasting.