"Central Intelligence" starring The Rock - Official Trailer

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I guess Kevin Hart said... "If it aint broke don't fix it"... and he's going to play the same character in every movie he's in? LOL
 
I thought Dwayne Johnson was supposed to be Arnold's successor. He hasn't lived up to that hype.
 
I thought Dwayne Johnson was supposed to be Arnold's successor. He hasn't lived up to that hype.

Two things.

Arnold is a product of his time. Arnold from the 80s and 90s wouldn't nearly have as much success as the Rock if he were in the same shark tank.

The Rock has more charisma in his shits than Arnold has in his entire body. If your opinion disagrees with that, then you can take your opinion, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up YOUR ROOTIE POO CANDY ASS~!!!1!1

Omg, I marked out just writing that. I need some tissues.
 
Arnold is a product of his time. Arnold from the 80s and 90s wouldn't nearly have as much success as the Rock if he were in the same shark tank.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was one of the biggest box office draws for a decade and a half. Could prime Arnold be as big now? Maybe not. Could prime Rock unseat Arnold in the 80s & 90s. Probably not.

The Rock has more charisma in his shits than Arnold has in his entire body. If your opinion disagrees with that, then you can take your opinion, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up YOUR ROOTIE POO CANDY ASS~!!!1!1

Omg, I marked out just writing that. I need some tissues.

The Rock is charismatic, I'll give you that. But his movies don't compare to Arnold's. I'm talking about movies, not pro-wrestling.
 
Love the Rock. GOAT pro wrestler, genuinely loved The Rundown, Snitch and Faster...

But this looks like shit.
 
8/10


* If you don't like Kevin Hart or you don't have a Man Crush on The Rock you will probably hate this.


In a world where Dwayne " The Rock " Johnson is a super skilled CIA with awkward social skills and Kevin Hart is an accountant with a heart of Gold , every body that isn't a love interest of the 2 main characters is a Giant Douche bag. It highlights that even though the Rock is sometimes flat in his scenes because he has to tone down his Natural Charisma because everyone around them is a colossal prick for me it made me like Hart and Johnson in this even more. It's not a great movie but I came out entertained that's why I rated it high , though I did throw in the asterisk and it was a crowd pleaser , the theater I was in was laughing throughout and gave it a good clap. I also liked the cheesy 80s tributes and the outtakes at the end were pretty funny. Definitely want to see more of them teaming up though would like it to be directed a bit better.
 
Just checked this out. I found quite a few parts funny and loved the cameos.

It was a bit predictable but I enjoyed it.

During the 3rd act when they were trying to make it seem like the rock was a bad guy it got a little annoying.

7/10.
 
Two things.

Arnold is a product of his time. Arnold from the 80s and 90s wouldn't nearly have as much success as the Rock if he were in the same shark tank.

The Rock has more charisma in his shits than Arnold has in his entire body. .

I would stomp your fucking ass for you in real life. I mean that. Stomped. To shit.
 
Rock is making that paper.

He knows his gimmick won't last forever. Or will ittttt.
 
Rock is making that paper.

He knows his gimmick won't last forever. Or will ittttt.
my love for him will last forever
damn he is too fine. i die every time he uploads new video to ig. omg. his smile n laugh, i cant!!!!!
 
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Love the Rock. GOAT pro wrestler, genuinely loved The Rundown, Snitch and Faster...

But this looks like shit.

It is imo. The way Dwyane plays his character in this movie just comes off as extremely forced and phony at times.

The instagram war between Johnson and Hart was much funnier lol.
 
Just checked this out. I found quite a few parts funny and loved the cameos.

It was a bit predictable but I enjoyed it.

During the 3rd act when they were trying to make it seem like the rock was a bad guy it got a little annoying.

7/10.

Would have been a great twist if he was.
 
It is imo. The way Dwyane plays his character in this movie just comes off as extremely forced and phony at times.

The instagram war between Johnson and Hart was much funnier lol.
 
I enjoyed it. Just a fun movie. The Rock doing what he does best.
 
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