All of them have been extremely nice:
Flo Rida: Really nice dude. Did an impromptu show at the night club we were at as well...
Russell Wilson: Friends and I recognized him on the street and said hello. Talked to us for a few minutes and when he finally left, we all agreed that no one is that nice, and decided he likely had people chained up in his basement. He was also surprisingly short.
Jeremy Stephens/Danny Castillo: Last Call taps me on the shoulder when while I'm in line for a beer at a Billiard Hall/Club. Asks me for the time. I was so tempted to say... It's nearly Last Call, but kept that one close to the chest and gave him the time. Then asked if he was Danny Castillo. He seemed surprised, and invited us back to meet Jeremy too, who was having a terrible night but still really nice. We got to hang out for a bit, talked MMA, etc.
One of the Real Housewives: Sweet lady, a little older. Still no idea who she was, but everyone else did. She knows someone in my family.
Sanjaya: Nice. I had no idea who he was either, and asked one of my friends why everyone kept going up to meet this random guy at a party. He had to explain who he was. We ended up making small talk for a bit. Then I'm 99% sure he stole my phone while I was in the bathroom. Either him or his cousin. Long story.
A very famous celebrity who I will not name: Gave me her number, wanted to meet up the next night. Also a very long story. Ended with me getting nervous and taking my sweet time... By the time I arrived, she was gone, but her entourage were still there. I will never forget the look the man I assumed was her bodyguard gave me. He just laughed and told me I was a crazy guy. But really, I just have social anxiety. My friend hooked up with one of her people that night, though. So good for him.
Mary K Letourno: A blacked-out Mary K kept trying to hold my hand outside of a club in Belltown. Asked me if I wanted to get late-night food and said her place was right by there. Hard Pass. My friend laughed and said "The worlds most infamous child-molester just tried to fuck you."
Bill Gates: Nice. Very reserved. Was by himself, actually. Probably because we were both at a hospice visiting people two rooms away.
The Band Switchfoot: Before they were famous, they used to sell CD's outside a place where I worked. I bought one, and always chatted with them. I felt bad for them because I thought their music was terrible. Little did I know.
Some random MTV personality: This is strange because I still don't know who this woman was. Didn't then, and don't now. But they were filming something at my house and she was in charge. Used my bedroom for their equiptment... and this chick sits down on my bed seductively and says "Did you ever think I'd be laying on your bed?" I just acted impressed, because I didn't have the heart to tell her I had no idea who she was. I asked her if she wanted a 40. She said yes. We drank it together and took a picture.
The very one celebrity I met that was less than nice was Nate Robinson. He came to a party... at my house... and refused to even reply when I said hi and told him I was a fan. Came with an entourage of like ten of the sluttiest girls I have ever seen. Talked to no one, not even them. Had a few drinks, then left... and promptly got into an altercation in the middle of the street. Very odd.
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