Canned Dinner

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What's is a 3 or more course meal one can make from only canned foods. Why you ask? Just thought it would be entertaining to consider.
 
Don't give up bro, there are plenty of good women out there.
 
Don't give up bro, there are plenty of good women out there.

Someone just rebooted my "Best Chip" thread too. So I must clearly be giving the fat 30 something in his mothers basement vibe right now.
 
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Okay, here is a Mediterranean theme.

Appetizer: Canned Dolmas
Salad: Some five bean salad made from canned beans.
Entree: canned sardines in tomato sauce.
 
Hmmmm ...

Can of tomato paste
Can of curry sauce
Can of coconut milk
Can of mackerel

Fish curry? Bag of uncle bens basmati the microwave kind and you got a meal
 
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Canned corn for appetizer
Canned green beans for main course
Canned peas for dessert

If you're feeling dangerous:

Canned tomatoes for second dessert
 
People are really failing at the 3 course theme.

Without that theme it just becomes naming canned foods.
 
People are really failing at the 3 course theme.

Without that theme it just becomes naming canned foods.

I thought I had it locked up with the Christmas Tinner. If you're feeling fancy you can start with some of these:

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People are really failing at the 3 course theme.

Without that theme it just becomes naming canned foods.
I am to lazy for that. You can sort em out.
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If there was ever a time to say: "You sound poor" this would be it (although I am well aware that you are a happily married and successful guy).

If tins and packets can be substituted for a can, I pretty much live off tinned salmon and oatmeal.

In the spirit of the thread:

Appetizer: Heinz Canned Beans and Bacon
Main Course: Canned Chili + Chef Boyardee (combine both for a meat based pasta)
Dessert: Can of Pumpkin Pie Filling (Which is actually awesome if you like pumpkin pie).

As a bachelor who travels quite a bit, I have been known to eat both beans and fish straight out of the can with a spoon.
 
beans followed by beans and then a desert of beans
 
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Yes this is a thing.

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If you can't be happy with these 3 cans, I just don't know what to say.
 
Are there any other assholes that come canned?
 
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