Caaall me now for yuh free reading!

May 12. GOAT birthday.
 
zackryder said:
dam young blood
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How fucking stupid do you have to be not to recognize that zodiac is all about a mixture of paraphrasing the same universal compliments that practically nobody would say "no" to and spewing ambiguous statements that can be interpreted in any way you see fit ?
 
I'm gonna go google: Miss Cleo nude and see what I find. BRB.
 
AmbivalenceKing said:
How fucking stupid do you have to be not to recognize that zodiac is all about a mixture of paraphrasing the same universal compliments that practically nobody would say "no" to and spewing ambiguous statements that can be interpreted in any way you see fit ?
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You should just play along with Ms. Cleo and not be such a joyless prick. Bumbaclot.
 
Bobby Boulders said:
Links if you find them. Thanks for doing the work for me, Sammy.
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Saw a Gapped tooth woman and the watermark "Juicy" something or other getting plowed in positions a woman that large shouldn't be able to do. I really think searching for those nudes was a mistake. Imagine Martin Lawrence's Big Momma character.
 
Sam Merlotte said:
Saw a Gapped tooth woman and the watermark "Juicy" something or other getting plowed in positions a woman that large shouldn't be able to do. I really think searching for those nudes was a mistake. Imagine Martin Lawrence's Big Momma character.
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Lolz. Juicy, eh? I bet Cleo is... :eek:
 
Sam Merlotte said:
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Somebody, some poor soul has to eat that peach.
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Well, color me shocked! I'm not clairvoyant, I missed that bit of news and never saw it coming. I bet she's musty, to go with her juicy peach.
 
If eating her peach met my daily requirement for beta carotene I'd probably go for it.
 
Sam Merlotte said:
If eating her peach met my daily requirement for beta carotene I'd probably go for it.
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You could just eat a carrot...or sweet potatoes. Mangoes... Although peaches do have a solid amount. Your choice, I guess...
 
Bobby Boulders said:
You could just eat a carrot...or sweet potatoes. Mangoes... Although peaches do have a solid amount. Your choice, I guess...
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lol, this is like Dave Chappelle talking about the cure for cancer might be sucking Michael Jackson's dick.
 
This thread certainly took a turn.....


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