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  1. auger38 Will pay to check your oil

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    May 12. GOAT birthday.
     
  2. zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    dam young blood
     
  3. Osculater Red Belt

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  4. Harmonica Strong, silent type

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    How fucking stupid do you have to be not to recognize that zodiac is all about a mixture of paraphrasing the same universal compliments that practically nobody would say "no" to and spewing ambiguous statements that can be interpreted in any way you see fit ?
     
  5. auger38 Will pay to check your oil

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    Reported.
     
  6. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    I'm gonna go google: Miss Cleo nude and see what I find. BRB.
     
  7. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Yellow Card

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    You should just play along with Ms. Cleo and not be such a joyless prick. Bumbaclot.
     
  8. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Yellow Card

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    Links if you find them. Thanks for doing the work for me, Sammy.
     
  9. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    Saw a Gapped tooth woman and the watermark "Juicy" something or other getting plowed in positions a woman that large shouldn't be able to do. I really think searching for those nudes was a mistake. Imagine Martin Lawrence's Big Momma character.
     
  10. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Yellow Card

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    Lolz. Juicy, eh? I bet Cleo is... :eek:
     
  11. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    Somebody, some poor soul has to eat that peach.
     
  12. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Yellow Card

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    Well, color me shocked! I'm not clairvoyant, I missed that bit of news and never saw it coming. I bet she's musty, to go with her juicy peach.
     
  13. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    If eating her peach met my daily requirement for beta carotene I'd probably go for it.
     
  14. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Yellow Card

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    You could just eat a carrot...or sweet potatoes. Mangoes... Although peaches do have a solid amount. Your choice, I guess...
     
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    lol, this is like Dave Chappelle talking about the cure for cancer might be sucking Michael Jackson's dick.
     
  16. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Yellow Card

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  17. MSK1010 Far too Young and Clever

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    This thread certainly took a turn.....


    FOR THE BETTER!
     
  18. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Yellow Card

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    Lolz. You're not wrong...
     
  19. Jesse Pinkman Life's a risk, carnal Platinum Member

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