Butterface or Butterbody?

[TeTe]

can't fix your body tho if you don't clean up your diet some and have the will power to work out in the gym to start with.
maybe shes a body acceptance gal, you get your pretty face with whatever else she comes with.

 

[Frank_Drebin]

Bro you can fix butterface for like 25 cents View attachment 868593

what? she has a nice face

 

[Frank_Drebin]

face

body can be somewhat fixed, face practically can't

 

[Jesus X]

Butter face I can enjoy the body.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

As long as they don't have a butterheart...

 

[Intermission]

Define butterface

 

[Contempt]

I challenge the notion that she's a butterface, her body ain't that good. Those are clearly implants, so once they're removed from the equation all she has going for her is that she's not fat.

Yeah... but just not being fat puts you ahead of 90% of both men and women these days, sadly enough...

 

[Volador]

Thread is gay, because most of the girls given as examples look good anyway and neither the face or body is bad.

The real question is

Monica Belluci face + triple amputee body with skin grafts + 1 titty got melted in a fire

VS

Sydney Sweeney body + pet chimp attack face

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Wood with the force of 1000 suns

 

[TeTe]

Wood with the force of 1000 suns

The "thicker than zoo glass" tweet gets me every time lol

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Bang the butterface, marry the butter body I guess?

 

[TeTe]

Bang the butterface, marry the butter body I guess?

When you coming back to San Diego?

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

When you coming back to San Diego?

Might be a while. My wife is pretty freaked out about all the stuff going on in the US these days with ICE and shit like that. She and I went down to New Orleans for a conference I had back in August and had a great time, but between all the ICE stuff, threats on Greenland, the ongoing punching down on Canada etc. she just doesn’t want to go to the US anytime soon. Is it a rational concern? Probably not, but since when are women rational, amirite?

 

[Frank_Drebin]

On a serious note, threads like this are borderline misogynistic and definitely objectify women. Most of you are likely too young to recognize this but one day you will.

you should see how women judge men in private and sometimes openly. they're a lot harsher...

 

[TheNinja]

I'd probably take a great face over a great body. She could just wear big mumus or whatever those things are called. Or make sure she sits on a really short chair at really high tables and only takes pictures from the neck up.

edit: after looking at more pics, I'd probably take the nice body especially short term. Some of the good faces in here have just terrible bodies. So how bad of body we talking here? Like 100+ pounds overweight? Don't care how good her face is, can't get attracted to a huge massive saggy body.

 

[TheNinja]

Btw, was this supposed to be a butterface?? B/c this woman is good looking

 

[Adamant]

I’m going with butterface everytime. Sometimes you can find passable faces in chicks labeled a butterface. Anybody else?

I'd rather take a butterface. I've seen some chicks that were borderline hideous, but they had amazing bodies. The body totally makes up for the face. On the flip side, a 10/10 face with a 2/10 body is so unbelievably disappointing it hurts.

 

[Tone C]

Butter bean.

 

[whocares]

I could hook up with either or, but how could you marry a woman you think is ugly? Wouldn't last a month