News Bryce Mitchell Being Attacked By Demons

[JustOnce]

What is this guy saying ? lmao

 

[DrunkMonkMeth]

was he like this before that crazy ko loss he took?

 

[italiamusica]

Jesus christ he makes himself look more fucking stupid everyday.

 

[dipstickjimmy]

I think he came back later to say HHJ was part of the bet, but Versez did fully start off the thread with the idea that he wasn't betting anyone, just plainly said he'd leave.

What I saw, it said leave the UFC. Ridiculous of course as he is no part of the UFC. Just seems a bit silly everyone is piling on expecting someone who said something ridiculous to live up to it even though he didn't actually say he would leave Sherdog except in the challenge to HHJ. They could be the same person FFS! LOL

 

[dipstickjimmy]

No he offered to leave on his own accord! He is just a coward with no integrity so he still is here to be made fun of

It said he would leave the UFC. FYI he isn't a part of the UFC.

 

[nonoob]

The dismantling of the department of education will lead to a population of Bryce Mitchells.

Bryce caught the Biology teachers lied, they all knew there was only 2 genders.

He shook, they are demons of shookness.

True AF mil, and just like MMA, there are levels to that shookness.

 

[Kaiokenrye24]

The odds are way too wide, Bryce has only lost to Josh Emmett and Ilia

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

What I saw, it said leave the UFC. Ridiculous of course as he is no part of the UFC. Just seems a bit silly everyone is piling on expecting someone who said something ridiculous to live up to it even though he didn't actually say he would leave Sherdog except in the challenge to HHJ. They could be the same person FFS! LOL

Legit no idea what you mean? He said he would leave the UFC? Except in the challenge to HHJ?

The thread was called, "If Ank wins, I will leave sherdog forever." And then in the thread, said he'd have no reason to watch the UFC ever again. Is that the HHJ challenge we're talking about? Cuz I don't know where he said he'd leave the UFC

 

[evergreenrider]

The dismantling of the department of education will lead to a population of Bryce Mitchells.

The DOE produced Bryce Mitchell...

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Bryce is the type of guy who things the game astroids is actually a bad case of hemorrhoids

 

[Nihongi]

Its like the guy is an inbred retard or something.

 

[Nihongi]

DC when it's time for the interview
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He gonna snatch that mic quicker then when he snatched it from Manel Kape in Australia

 

[DougieJones]

Could be worse...

at least he isn't a mormon

 

[jk7707]

He's getting very close to a Diego level insanity.

Jean "Legion of Demons" Silva by demon strength tko round 1.

 

[Deltron 6060]

Lord Silva will answer those prayers, Bryce will be sleeping good inside the octagon.

 

[tasticles]

Demons are real. But not in the way Bryce thinks. He is an American Protestant afterall (yuck). They get no interpretation right about anything. Maybe that heavy punch by Eastern Orthodox Ilia Topuria and whatever the religion in Zelda is Josh Emmett allowed the CTE to open the door for demons to enter into his mind.

He wasn't bright to begin with and is now a lot more dumb in the last year or so. Josh ruined him

 

[loisestrad]

If he started barking like a dog, why wouldn't Bryce assume he was possessed by a dog, and not a demon?

Doesn't make sense. Dogs do that shit all the time.

 

[CieloLuce]

It's definitely not "dream demons". It's his subconscious fearing the beat down he is about to receive.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

I quit listening to the guy when he talked about duck taping a scope on a crossbow and missing a deer, then choking it out.

There’s a lot of hill billy shit that’s legit, but that’s horse shit

 

[CasualBot]

In other news...

Bryce Mitchell publicly tells a scary wet dream.

Dumb Fuck Nazi Simp