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Bruce Buffer has done the impossible

I mute all the fights right up to the bell. Never understood how people get excited about some midget bouncing around screeching like a bipolar.
 
that's what the 30% of us who are here for the fights and not the fabricated drama really care about.
Fuck the 30%

Cater to the 70% savages who are incited to howl for Blood by the buffman
 
This. Bruce continues to increase his overzealousness, which is incredibly annoying. I'm at least thankful Rogan wasn't there last night; I would rather put up with Bruce than Rogan.

Michael gave me chills with his "Let's get ready to rumble!"

Bruce makes me shake my head getting so carried away he looks like he is about to pull it out and start jacking it right there.
My dad Hates Buffer. He literally mutes the TV every time he's about to announce lol
 
hot take:

Bruce's no flow no rhythm chaotic cacophony of a mess announcement>>>> Michael's now cliched and predictable (even if Iconic) line that people enjoy only due to its iconic content.

is michael doing a 360 jump turn with the risk of tearing his ACL each time? no.
 
Thing is, he is memorable precisely because he's so annoying. Take that away and he is just atoms and shit.
 
I hate listening to him and always liked his brother better. Bruce puts strange emphasis in ways that just sound stupid. His inflections are way off for me. Just screams, with no talent.
 
is michael doing a 360 jump turn with the risk of tearing his ACL each time? no.
The thing is, it's fine for me, w both of them.

If you have a voice as good as Michaels, you dont need to be doin all that.

Bruce just doesnt have that, so he compensates with unbridled enthusiasm, which I very much appreciate.

So its just two different approaches.

Michael Martinez, has a great voice, but nowhere near Michael's and he really doesnt get me excited to see people DIE, like the Buffman does. He's just sort of there.
 
Only guy I've ever seen blow his hamstring out doing karaoke


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Yeah, and no one listened.
Surprisingly, many agreed. The others seemed to think he and the UFC go together and splitting them apart would be bad for the UFC.

People complimented his enthusiasm but I'm not sure too many were like "He's genuinely great". He's always been known as the inferior Buffer.
 
Surprisingly, many agreed. The others seemed to think he and the UFC go together and splitting them apart would be bad for the UFC.

People complimented his enthusiasm but I'm not sure too many were like "He's genuinely great". He's always been known as the inferior Buffer.
Who gives a fuck that he's the "inferior buffer" ??

You mean hes not as good as the best ring announcer ever??? Wowwwww nobody can pull the wool over your eyes!

Those people are DNB shit heads who say that.

UFC will never willingly get rid of him because they love him and the crowd loves him. These herbs that say they mute the TV are weak sissies.
 
He is just a bush league version of his brother Michael, who will always be the Gold standard.
 
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