Brooklyn Wren here!

[xhaydenx]

Hi! This is Brooklyn Wren. No card tomorrow so Purp and I are hanging out. Just a reminder you can join an AMA with @UFC President Dana White in a few hours here. Oh and post photos of me. I love that. Have a great weekend!

I want you to step on me with high heels.

 

[PurpleStorm]

TS is claiming to be Brooklyn Wren? Colour me skeptical. Wren is my favourite ring girl, though, seems like all-natural perfection.

https://www.google.ca/search?q=broo...AQ&biw=360&bih=572&dpr=3#imgrc=NZdYTDnjxHuRQM

Back from the spa.
Thank you! Yes I'm natural.

 

[PurpleStorm]

Thanks fer helping out all them thirsty Pygmy’s! Doin the lords work <3

You're welcome!

 

[PurpleStorm]

Has any ring girl ever stepped on a cable or planted off the side of the cage while carrying the round sign?

Is it a fear they have? Cause I always have it, especially when they're staring at the camera, not the path or their feet.

We clear out the way when Tony Ferguson visits.

 

[PurpleStorm]

I didn't understand much

No worries. Just enjoy your life!

 

[PurpleStorm]

If you're really Brooklyn, then whats the color of the boat house at Hereford? Brooklyn would know that. Please answer.

That's top secret.

 

[Bork Neslar]

Pics or gtfo.

 

[PurpleStorm]

She was trying to prevent confusion because even though it’s spelt “Brookliyn” it’s pronounced like the city.

Correct. Plus I don't really care how people spell it.

 

[Goldentrophy]

I thought Brooklyn Wren here was some slang for "Brooklyn we in here" or some shit, just realized I was dead wrong.

 

[PurpleStorm]

Please change thread title to Attention thirsty manlets. Will do wonders for your career.

Purp is sleeping. We had a long day. I don't know how to change a thread title. My career is great!

 

[milliniar]

To prove it DM me nudes.

 

[93confirmed]

Show tits or GTFO.

 

[PurpleStorm]

Has TS taken over as the resident staff Troll from meatloaf or whatever that one Admin's name is that posts weird fucking shit?

RIP Meat Loaf

 

[PurpleStorm]

I was skeptical at first, but then, I realized, it's not April first for everyone, surely, no one would be this cruel to play a prank like this on someone on April 2.

Welcome to Sherdog Ms. Wren.

Thank you @Game_Bred_Irish ! We should hang out some time.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

oh ok cool

 

[PurpleStorm]

Hi. I'm Troy McClure, You may remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid".

LOL. I love the Simpsons!

 

[PurpleStorm]

Hello, this is superman, just having a few drinks with @nostradumbass.

Ha! Oh and that's a great username!

 

[PurpleStorm]

EDIT: Feel like a dunse that I didn’t see the date haha. Well done, Admin. Here I thought Wren was gonna send me some nudes to my Sherdog inbox.

I'll tell him when he wakes up.

 

[PurpleStorm]

This is @Espresso 's butler. Espresso's coaching Tony and Jiri as we speak

How you doing Espresso? Pretty sure we all met at Hereford's boat house.

 

[PicoPulse]

How am I supposed to get all that snow in my driveway?