Brock loses HS/College? wrestling match via pin

[SSgt Dickweed]

Never wrestled, so help me out with this: Brock was never a technical wrestler. He admittedly got zero offers for a college Wrestling varsity team. Went to Junior college and then made University of Minnesota where he eventually became NCAA champ, not by technique, but just having a dominant physique.

So back in 2004-ish, him and Kurt Angle (Olympic champ), had a real life, non-televised wrestling match when they were in WWE, and all parties who witnessed it agree that Angle won, but only by a point or two.

"Just a jacked white boy. Deal with it." -Kenny Florian

Spoiler

 

[Arm Barbarian]

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

A comment in the feed:

As a former college wrestler and high school coach I can tell you that you cannot pin an opponent who is anywhere near your skill level using that technique. Obtaining points for near fall can result but it is near impossible to get the near side scapula all the way to the mat as your own shoulder is in the way. I think Lesnar was behind on points and fatigued and just stopped resisting. It appeared that while Lesnar was very strong he was quite inferior in skill and his conditioning was not close to that of his opponent. Sometimes very strong wrestlers with borderline skill simply do not know what to do when an expert technical wrestler gets them into positions they rarely see. Lesnar's opponent wisely close to use a leg ride, which allows quick lateral deflection of momentum and negates strength advantages.

 

[JonnyBones]

Size and Strength don't beat technique. Dan Gable D.C. And Cael Sanderson would have all done the same.

 

[PubliusVentidius]

That was pretty gay. At some point the dude in the blue jacket even grunts while dry humping Brock's ass.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

That was pretty gay. At some point the dude in the blue jacket even grunts while dry humping Brock's ass.

He was jacking a jacked white boy. Deal with it!

 

[kennysux]

Kenny here,

I will always be a Brock Lesnar fan no matter what. Everytime I see him I always cheer for him and I am super happy when he wins. Here is why:

In my first week of High School, these older kids followed me into the bathroom and surrounded me. They told me I was a scrub and started pushing me around. One guy held me from behind, while another guy started giving me titty twisters. The other older kids started laughing and I yelled "STOP IT!!!" They said to keep yelling and that this was just the beginning.

One guy reached behind my pants and grabbed my underwear to give me a GIANT wedgie when this senior that looked just like Brock Lesnar came in. It was obviously not him but he was humungous and had crazy muscles. He was blonde like him though. His name was Heinz

He said whats going on? The kids said nothing he's my little brother we are just messing around.

I said "NO THEY ARE GIVING ME TITTY TWISTERS AND WEDGIES I DON'T KNOW THEM"

Without saying 1 word, Heinz 1 punch KO'd one guy and he grabbed another in a bear hug from behind and he yelled at me to run out of the bathroom. I was so scared that I pulled my shirt back on and ran out. My heart was beating so fast.

I was peeking around the corner down the hallway to see who came out. It seemed like hours. Heinz came out and walked toward me. His face was a little red and he came to me and said "kid, they are not going to mess with your again I promise you."

It was like magic. Those kids never even looked at me ever again. I wish I had a recording of what happened inside. I was the cool freshman kid because the story spread like wildfire because I told my friend from junior high. All the freshman kids wanted to hang out with me and nobody messed with my group EVER.

Heinz was kind of a loner, but his girlfriend was a girl named Jody with GIANT BOOBS. Even the teachers used to check her out. Nobody messed with Heinz and he would say hi to me every once in a while and any girls sitting near me and my group would giggle. I don't know why they did, but they did..

lol. That was cool...

 

[EternalNoob]

To be fair, the other guy wasn't a lot smaller than Brock. The other guy was definitely the more skilled wrestler there for sure.

 

[linvillegorge]

So back in 2004-ish, him and Kurt Angle (Olympic champ), had a real life, non-televised wrestling match when they were in WWE, and all parties who witnessed it agree that Angle won, but only by a point or two.

That's not the way I've heard that. I've always heard that Angle dominated. Like Brock didn't even score a point type domination. And that's with Lesnar holding a HUGE size advantage.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Kenny here,

I will always be a Brock Lesnar fan no matter what. Everytime I see him I always cheer for him and I am super happy when he wins. Here is why:

In my first week of High School, these older kids followed me into the bathroom and surrounded me. They told me I was a scrub and started pushing me around. One guy held me from behind, while another guy started giving me titty twisters. The other older kids started laughing and I yelled "STOP IT!!!" They said to keep yelling and that this was just the beginning.

One guy reached behind my pants and grabbed my underwear to give me a GIANT wedgie when this senior that looked just like Brock Lesnar came in. It was obviously not him but he was humungous and had crazy muscles. He was blonde like him though. His name was Heinz

He said whats going on? The kids said nothing he's my little brother we are just messing around.

I said "NO THEY ARE GIVING ME TITTY TWISTERS AND WEDGIES I DON'T KNOW THEM"

Without saying 1 word, Heinz 1 punch KO'd one guy and he grabbed another in a bear hug from behind and he yelled at me to run out of the bathroom. I was so scared that I pulled my shirt back on and ran out. My heart was beating so fast.

I was peeking around the corner down the hallway to see who came out. It seemed like hours. Heinz came out and walked toward me. His face was a little red and he came to me and said "kid, they are not going to mess with your again I promise you."

It was like magic. Those kids never even looked at me ever again. I wish I had a recording of what happened inside. I was the cool freshman kid because the story spread like wildfire because I told my friend from junior high. All the freshman kids wanted to hang out with me and nobody messed with my group EVER.

Heinz was kind of a loner, but his girlfriend was a girl named Jody with GIANT BOOBS. Even the teachers used to check her out. Nobody messed with Heinz and he would say hi to me every once in a while and any girls sitting near me and my group would giggle. I don't know why they did, but they did..

lol. That was cool...

Pics of Jody or I don't believe any of this.

 

[Bend NvR Break]

Never wrestled, so help me out with this: Brock was never a technical wrestler. He admittedly got zero offers for a college Wrestling varsity team. Went to Junior college and then made University of Minnesota where he eventually became NCAA champ, not by technique, but just having a dominant physique.

So back in 2004-ish, him and Kurt Angle (Olympic champ), had a real life, non-televised wrestling match when they were in WWE, and all parties who witnessed it agree that Angle won, but only by a point or two.

"Just a jacked white boy. Deal with it." -Kenny Florian

Spoiler

DW saw Kurt angle beat Brock wrestling and offered him a UFC contract. Kurt said he was too old to switch jobs and it would have been a paycut.

 

[mkt]

So this is what a zero technique wrestler does?

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

So this is what a zero technique wrestler does?

I never said he had zero technique, and that vid is a showcase of athleticism more than technique lol. I can't imagine a cartwheel transition being technically sound movie in wrestling.

 

[Dead Kennedy]

So his opponent had a better pharmacist?

 

[Which Doctor]

Size and Strength don't beat technique. Dan Gable D.C. And Cael Sanderson would have all done the same.

 

[mkt]

I never said he had zero technique, and that vid is a showcase of athleticism more than technique lol. I can't imagine a cartwheel transition being technically sound movie in wrestling.

Wait, you just said you never wrestled and needed help...and that Brock won with a "dominant physique." Now you're posing as a wrestling expert and assume someone relying on brute strength could pull a move like that against another highly-skilled wrestler? Yes, it's freak athleticism, but it's also technique, whether it's orthodox or not.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Wait, you just said you never wrestled and needed help...and that Brock won with a "dominant physique." Now you're posing as a wrestling expert and assume someone relying on brute strength could pull a move like that against another highly-skilled wrestler? Yes, it's freak athleticism, but it's also technique, whether it's orthodox or not.

 

[blingking]

I need the GIF of Brock F5ing the shark anytime his WWE stuff comes up.

 

[Royhalibut]

[/QUOTE]
Yo Kenny, that is the best story I've heard in quite a while. Kept me entertained and made me laugh.

 

[dsdoubled]

That's not the way I've heard that. I've always heard that Angle dominated. Like Brock didn't even score a point type domination. And that's with Lesnar holding a HUGE size advantage.

Kurt himself says it was very close.