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Fellow Sherbros, as men (and women and they) of the world, no doubt you've heard of the South Seas island home of the rare Foo-Foo bird, and of the unfortunate ornithologist's assistant. (The ornithologist and his assistant were both shat upon by a Foo-Foo bird they were watching - before the ornithologist could give warning, the assistant wiped the scat from his jacket, and was immediately struck by lightning and killed - "If the Foo-Foo sh*ts, wear it.")
A follow-up expedition was nearing the island by boat when a sudden storm capsized the ship, and the passengers and crew had to swim to shore. One naturalist and his assistant found themselves swimming among a pod of seals. The naturalist watched while his assistant, following one seal, accidentally swam into the seal's excrement. Unfortunately, when the assistant wiped the feces from his suit, he was immediately struck by lightning and killed. Let this be a warning to you, Sherbros, for only then did he realize the awful truth, as any seal can plainly foo.
A follow-up expedition was nearing the island by boat when a sudden storm capsized the ship, and the passengers and crew had to swim to shore. One naturalist and his assistant found themselves swimming among a pod of seals. The naturalist watched while his assistant, following one seal, accidentally swam into the seal's excrement. Unfortunately, when the assistant wiped the feces from his suit, he was immediately struck by lightning and killed. Let this be a warning to you, Sherbros, for only then did he realize the awful truth, as any seal can plainly foo.
