british man called jumping jack star jump

[Medulla Omoplata]

I was talking to this british dude and he kept talking about star jumps. Like WTF is a star jump? Apparently that is what the tea-swillers call jumping jacks. Any british people her confirm that for me? @RoryFan @Zer
I know you guys invented the language but why do you still have to be so fruity about it?

 

[.Manhattan.]

British teeth

 

[weed]

British teeth

Roca just got his chocolate starfish invaded by a British dude.

 

[Bubzeh]

Lmao @ Jumping Jacks. It's always been and will always remain star jumps.

 

[RoryFan]

Can confirm... star jumps.... because you look like a pretty star while jumping.

Who the fuck is Jack?

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Roca just got his chocolate starfish invaded by a British dude.

I thought a pooter tooter was some sort of dessert

 

[Boomb]

I call them jumping jacks as well.

 

[RoryFan]

Whilst we're on the subject why do I keep getting called out by Americans for using the word "whilst". We spawned the language, it's a legitimate fucking word god damn it.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Whilst we're on the subject why do I keep getting called out by Americans for using the word "whilst". We spawned the language, it's a legitimate fucking word god damn it.

Because you sound like a

 

[45ACP]

Please tell us the story of the british man called Jumping Jack Star Jump. He sounds like an interesting fella with a name like that.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Please tell us the story of the british man called Jumping Jack Star Jump. He sounds like an interesting fella with a name like that.

It's basically the british version of Guardians of the Galaxy.

 

[DM1982]

I was talking to this british dude and he kept talking about star jumps. Like WTF is a star jump? Apparently that is what the tea-swillers call jumping jacks. Any british people her confirm that for me? @RoryFan @Zer
I know you guys invented the language but why do you still have to be so fruity about it?

Can confirm.

Here, let me help you out, silly foreigner:

What shape does this resemble?

So she's jumping and making the shape of a star,,,,,,

so it's called a........................

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Can confirm.

Here, let me help you out, silly foreigner:

What shape does this resemble?

So she's jumping and making the shape of a star,,,,,,

so it's called a........................

 

[45ACP]

Can confirm.

Here, let me help you out, silly foreigner:

What shape does this resemble?

So she's jumping and making the shape of a star,,,,,,

so it's called a........................

well she's doing a jumping jack so...

jumping jack

 

[DM1982]

well she's doing a jumping jack so...

jumping jack

STAR JUMP!

Americans didn't invent exercise lol

They invented fat people.

 

[Zer]

well she's doing a jumping jack so...

jumping jack

That's no Jack bro. Trust me, I'm a trap expert

 

[is normal]

A star jump starts just like a jumping jack, but if done right, you launch into the cosmos leaving a trail of rainbows.

In truth, Leonardo Davinci invented the jumping jack and named them wop flops.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

A star jump starts just like a jumping jack, but if done right, you launch into the cosmos leaving a trail of rainbows

 

[fastone]

STAR JUMP!

Americans didn't invent exercise lol

They invented fat people.

And dentists, orthodontists, tooth brushes... You know the drill.

 

[45ACP]

STAR JUMP!

Americans didn't invent exercise lol

They invented fat people.

C'mon dude everyone knows Al Gore invented exercise.

and Rosie ODonnell invented fat people.

'murica