Britains most dangerous prisoner spreads himself in butter and attacks guards.

[MANIAC123]

Britain

 

[minute bull]

Meanwhile across the Atlantic, we keeps it real.

 

[Kiddo716]

never heard of him. what did this fine upstanding citizen do to get incarcerated?

 

[fingercuffs]

never heard of him. what did this fine upstanding citizen do to get incarcerated?

He's what the Tom Hardy film Bronson was based on. He's been banged up for all sorts of silly shit, he's not very good on the outside and it's probable he won't get out of solitary again. His book's excellent but I'm afraid we'll never be friends if he goes chicken oriental when my team wins.

 

[MANIAC123]

never heard of him. what did this fine upstanding citizen do to get incarcerated?

Kidnappings and armed robberies mainly.

 

[DownwardStrike]

Lurpak user. Can. The elite psychos use lard.

 

[Kalmah]

Didn't this happen in that movie about him too? He gets that guard he's holding hostage to grease him up before he gets into a big fight with the rest of the guards or whatever lol.

 

[Kiddo716]

He's what the Tom Hardy film Bronson was based on. He's been banged up for all sorts of silly shit, he's not very good on the outside and it's probable he won't get out of solitary again. His book's excellent but I'm afraid we'll never be friends if he goes chicken oriental when my team wins.

heard of the movie, but never saw it.

 

[white-pony]

Limey mother fucker.

 

[KOQ24]

never heard of him. what did this fine upstanding citizen do to get incarcerated?

watch it

 

[ICHEERTHEBULL]

never heard of him. what did this fine upstanding citizen do to get incarcerated?

His first taste of life behind bars came in 1974, at the age of 22, when he was imprisoned for seven years for an armed robbery of a Post Office in Little Sutton. He stole

 

[minute bull]

Going "chicken oriental," does that mean demented or heavily battered?

 

[KOQ24]

Didn't this happen in that movie about him too? He gets that guard he's holding hostage to grease him up before he gets into a big fight with the rest of the guards or whatever lol.

yep happened in the movie as well

 

[DownwardStrike]

heard of the movie, but never saw it.

There are plenty of clips of this particular scene on youtube, I'm not embedding anything here due to Hardy ass.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Put these in a blender and you get that guy:

 

[ICHEERTHEBULL]

Going "chicken oriental," does that mean demented or heavily battered?

chicken oriental = mental M8

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

the movie is brilliant

sort of lock stock and 2 smoking barrels meets snatch meets a clockwork orange.

 

[minute bull]

Balls. That movie is more like a one-man play crossed with a late 80s music video. I'm thinking "Vogue."

 

[Mohawk Mauler]

Off to Netflix i go lol

Never watched that movie but always noticed it on Netflix.

 

[whitesport]

heard of the movie, but never saw it.

Give it a try, pretty interesting flick.