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BREAKING: Rolling Stones Guitarist Keith Richards Found Still Alive

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Jermei, Dec 28, 2016.

  1. Jermei Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Why does he look like a 90 year old Jack Sparrow who is high as hell?
     
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    Hes being kept "alive" by a malicious parasite. The Keith Richards we all knew and loved has been dead for a long time.
     
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    not a very credible source
     
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    A buddy of mine has a theory that Kieth Richards has been keeping himself alive by eating the souls of other celebrities. Hence 2016.
     
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    I lol'd, 4/10
     
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    Still a few days left, knock on (Ron) wood...
     
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    Cher and Keith will need a nuke to disappear
     
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    Holy shit, who the fuck taunts 2016?
     

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