Breaking: Anderson Silva's Defense: Contaminated viagra, Source inside

[Toco]

They're the ones to blame. Comebackkid and redhawks squeezed his nuts so hard they finally killed his dick.

 

[tjumper78]

he shouldve just admitted to the ped's and gotten it over with.
now he is a cheater with a limp d.
cant get any worse for him.

 

[ajwbjj87]

If the boner doesn't fit you must acquit.

Johnny would be proud

 

[NatoHoro]

he shouldve just admitted to the ped's and gotten it over with.
now he is a cheater with a limp d.
cant get any worse for him.

 

[kingkshon73]

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/8/11/9134385/mma-news-sexual-performance-medication-defense-ufc-anderson-silva-steroids-hearing

Chuck with that look in his eyes
Healthy Shogun
Sea level Cain
Broke Fitch
Motivated BJ

and

Limp dick Anderson

I'm crying 😂😂😂😂

 

[Tooth and Nail]

Wow. I'm about Anderson's age and my boner works great still.

I must be a god.

 

[Toad Frogan]

If he gets off with this will be hilarious

why would he come up with this? he gains nothing. this is probably true.

Getting off...

Coming up...

Gives more meaning to PED Silva.

 

[Toad Frogan]

so is this the last legit Bonnar Silva had?

LOL!

Anderson Spaghetti Silva

It works both for his dick and his noodle leg.

 

[kingkshon73]

Looks like his dick stopped working from years of testosterone abuse. A clean athlete in his 30s would not need e.d. pills.

Not true. High stress situations. I.E breaking your leg and trying to comeback and fight, can be cause for erectile dysfunction. Top that off that mid training camp you usually have low testosterone due to sleep deprivation and extensive training and you could legitimately need e.d. pills. Not saying that's why he tested positive but I can see him needing it.

 

[DarthChen731]

Cecil Peeples is gonna need to take a look at Andy's bone... just to make sure he really needs the Viagra.

 

[Toad Frogan]

He did destroy Bonnar, effects still lasting...

He really needs to train with a Motivated BJ.

Amazing post!

Arlovski with the KO.

 

[LikeItIs]

I present to you your previous GOAT ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Toxxus]

This is the most impossibly bizarre defense I've ever heard of.

You literally can't make this shit up.

Reality, is in fact, stranger than fiction.

 

[Frank23]

This is a new one.

 

[Bagatur]

flaccid Anderson lol

 

[Chillez]

Anderson career really has gone downhill fast these last few years.

 

[SamboPunch]

Contaminated viagra?

Good god....

 

[gokousupasayan]

Even if true that it was viagra...

E.D. is a typical symptom of steroid use. Jus' sayin'. Kind of sad. If I was him, I'd just admit it and move on with life.

 

[philweed]

LMAO!! What a f*cking stupid excuse!!!! Is this guy for real? These brazilians are so full of excuses it's disgusting!!

 

[mastodon06]

lol. For some time now, I suspected Anderson was a high level troll. Suspicions confirmed.