brag: my girlfriend does BJJ!

akqjt

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So my girlfriend started doing BJJ on the 19th. Woo! She suffers from a lot of anxiety in the gym; she freaks out that she can't remember how to do the moves she's taught, she freaks out when rolling because she thinks her brain is freezing up, and she freaks out because she feels her friend whom she joined with is getting the moves but she isn't. I mean, as much as I try to tell her that all of these things are totally normal and that people who have been doing jiujitsu for years still forget a lot of the moves they get shown, she isn't buying any of it.

But the fact is she's going, and I think she's even enjoying it. It's only been four classes, but I'm quite excited. So I just wanted to brag. :)

You may now commence with all the bad taste jokes about closed guard, triangles, north-south, getting the third hook in, etc. :)
 
pics,

do u roll w/ her or is there too much of a size difference.
 
Do you know where your gf is right now? FUCKING YOUR INSTRUCTOR!!! He's giving her a "private lesson."
 
Congrats, I tried to get my wife to join, but she wont. She wants to learn, but fears messing up in front of people and stuff of that nature. Just remember, its all fun and games til she starts whoopin your ass.
 
so has anyone in your class tapped that ass yet?

haha, sorry. its awesome man. i wouldn't let my girlie train at my gym though, just the wrong kind of an environment.
 
Your crazy to get your girlfriend to do bjj at the same school as you. For me bjj is an escape from everything eg work, relationship stuff etc. i wouldn't want anyone i was dating to be at the same school as me. Then what happens if you break up! that could get uncomftable, especially if its because she is sleeping with the instructor now haha

Every semi attractive girl i have seen join a bjj gym has ended up sleeping with someone from the gym lol.
 
I hope she doesn't get cauliflower ear!
 
Your crazy to get your girlfriend to do bjj at the same school as you. For me bjj is an escape from everything eg work, relationship stuff etc. i wouldn't want anyone i was dating to be at the same school as me. Then what happens if you break up! that could get uncomftable, especially if its because she is sleeping with the instructor now haha

Every semi attractive girl i have seen join a bjj gym has ended up sleeping with someone from the gym lol.

That is the same reason when guys from work ask be about bjj I tell them about some other gym to try it out besides mine. I love that at the gym no one really knows what others do for work. There is no judgment passed on people other than their skill on the mat.

Now you have to worry about your girl picking up something from class besides ringworm :icon_twis
 
Worlds collide! You're killing independent akqjt.

Pro's: Girl gets in better shape, girl appreciates bjj and lets you train more, buy more gear, etc

Con's: Girl gets in better shape and outgrows you, girl meets better guy, girl ruins training environment.

Seriously, you got to keep those worlds apart. Even if you are totally secure, you need your own thing.
 
I've thought of this, but I can't see myself letting other dudes roll around on top of my girl, Especially being a guy and knowing what guys think while doing so.

I would end up killing too many people via hatchet.
 
No more having the dominant position in the bedroom. Careful, I hear stories of the guy being in missionary position, and picks up one of the girl's legs, and puts it over his shoulder. Out of pure training, the girl proceeds to triangle the guy until he either:

A. Faints, and that ruins the night.
B. Taps out, and that ruins the night.

So I say to you sir, are you sure you want to be tapping out, instead of tapping ass during the night?
 
My gf>Your gf in bed. End of thread.


BTW I thank god my girlfriend thinks my sport she'll never be butch bwahahahahaha.

+++ If she ever tapped me, I'd be so confused.
 
Do you know where your gf is right now? FUCKING YOUR INSTRUCTOR!!! He's giving her a "private lesson."

Nicely said.

I wouldn't really want my wife/gf etc. to do BJJ at my same gym. I guess I just don't get off on other guys manhandling my girl. PLus BJJ is my own time away, my escape from the rest of my world. Just me I guess.
 
In all seriousness, I can't mix sex and training. Does not work for me. They need two separate time schedules.
 
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