Bobcat attacks family in driveway and gets thrown

For $500 I'll come to your house and attack your family, to let you throw me like that and then I'll run away on four legs.

Seems like a shit deal until you offered to run away on four legs like a hooved beast. How far are you prepared to scamper like that?
 
Seems like a shit deal until you offered to run away on four legs like a hooved beast. How far are you prepared to scamper like that?
How much you got?

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This is a perfect example of why you shouldn't mess with people, ever. This guy is just enjoying his morning coffee, saying Hi to the neighbor in a very relaxed manner, very unsuspecting....BOOM!! He turns into the protector of his family and is ready to kill within seconds.... I love it man, I really do...
 
You may drive a hard bargain but we run a tight kitty here at Merlotte's
 
I’m confused. What runs under the car after he throws the bob?
 
He should have finished the fight instead of throwing that thing. One handed Frankenstein choke, or maybe rip its throat out like Rambo 4
Agreed. He should have slammed the bobcat on it's head in epic fashion but nooooo.
 
good thing he didn't get bit, there is still no cure for rabies is there?
 
"I'll shoot that fucker!" Lmao
lol that sounded so fucking idiotic, that literally, instance and quote is kind of why most people shouldn't have guns. I doubt a bobcat could actually kill a human or incapacitate them at that. But yeah lets start indiscriminately shooting into a neighborhood at a wild kitter. This guy almost became the poster child of why we shouldn't own guns.
 
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