Bisping is funnier than Brendan Schaub

His comedy is dick jokes and yelling. I only find it funny because he’s so small and when he waves his arm around yelling, I picture a tantrum. Joe rogan has no word play or wit in his comedy. It’s always shit like

“hey you know what would be crazy, if an ape fucked you *waves arms around pretending to be the worlds shortest ape* omg it would be like *insert athletic male, usually lesnar* having his way with you. — *large pause as rogan cannot help but fantasise about this*

anyway you know what’s crazy? Ducks actually commit necrophilia, can you imagine being a duck at a duck funeral, and then a duck like Brock Lesnar came in and molested the dead body *struts around like the worlds smallest duck* — *pauses while he imagines getting fucked by Lesnar again*”
Ha ha ha what a brilliant description!
I'd give you a thousand likes for this.
 
Bisping is naturally funny. Watched this the other day and was hilarious start to finish, unintentionally XD

 
His comedy is dick jokes and yelling. I only find it funny because he’s so small and when he waves his arm around yelling, I picture a tantrum. Joe rogan has no word play or wit in his comedy. It’s always shit like

“hey you know what would be crazy, if an ape fucked you *waves arms around pretending to be the worlds shortest ape* omg it would be like *insert athletic male, usually lesnar* having his way with you. — *large pause as rogan cannot help but fantasise about this*

anyway you know what’s crazy? Ducks actually commit necrophilia, can you imagine being a duck at a duck funeral, and then a duck like Brock Lesnar came in and molested the dead body *struts around like the worlds smallest duck* — *pauses while he imagines getting fucked by Lesnar again*”
Get out of my head.
 
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