Biggest Bench in The UFC

[Eric Brown]

Oh dear.

We're all doomed.

Did he really threaten to flame someone on the internet? Like this is a new thing or something?

People take that shit seriously?

I have to ask because I am practically old enough to fart dust. Not actually, but one of those days where it feels that way.

 

[Kneepocalypse]

Bro, trust me I can throw down and when I throw down I thrown with reckless abandon. But let me ask you this, dude. When you reach down into your pants what do you feel? Cause I know what I feel. A pair of oversized testicles. You? I presume it's a prepubescent vagina. Yeah, I said it, and I'm not gonna take it back!

So when you get mad... you touch yourself? Thats weird man. But you sure said it!

 

[LSU]

Shawn Jordan did 610 while at LSU and it is in their official record books, Tank did 600 on YouTube. I am going with Shawn Jordan.

 

[Hammurabi]

So when you get mad... you touch yourself? Thats weird man. But you sure said it!

Absolutely, not. I think you're so desperate for attention, from yours truly, that you're willing to say anything to get my attention, aren't you bro? You've heard I answer absolutely to everyone who even tries to contribute, but bro, what you're doing so far is just horrible. You're screaming for attention, you're making ridiculous claims, and dude that's not a good look, okay? I said, I'm gonna come after you and that's exactly what's gonna happen but if you don't have the coconuts to make your own threads, and you know I'm well known, but this isn't the day to get a name for yourself out here. That's not gonna happen with me. No way, bro.

 

[accolyte1022]

Did he really threaten to flame someone on the internet? Like this is a new thing or something?

People take that shit seriously?

I have to ask because I am practically old enough to fart dust. Not actually, but one of those days where it feels that way.

Listen, my man.

Arguing with Hamjob is serious business, make no mistake about it.

 

[Mangar]

 

[Kneepocalypse]

Absolutely, not. I think you're so desperate for attention, from yours truly, that you're willing to say anything to get my attention, aren't you bro? You've heard I answer absolutely to everyone who even tries to contribute, but bro, what you're doing so far is just horrible. You're screaming for attention, you're making ridiculous claims, and dude that's not a good look, okay? I said, I'm gonna come after you and that's exactly what's gonna happen but if you don't have the coconuts to make your own threads, and you know I'm well known, but this isn't the day to get a name for yourself out here. That's not gonna happen with me. No way, bro.

Let me ask you a serious question... What do you think about those militia guys in Oregon? Thugs or patriots?

 

[Eric Brown]

Shawn Jordan did 610 while at LSU and it is in their official record books, Tank did 600 on YouTube. I am going with Shawn Jordan.

LSU has a good program. Including both powerlifting and weightlifting. They are one of two colleges (the other being Lindenwood) to give decent scholarships for weightlifters.

 

[Hammurabi]

Did he really threaten to flame someone on the internet? Like this is a new thing or something?

People take that shit seriously?

I have to ask because I am practically old enough to fart dust. Not actually, but one of those days where it feels that way.

Trust me, bro. When I see something wrong, I've got the coconuts to come out here and say. And this goes both here on Sherdog, and out there on the streets as well. Cause, the truth is, nobody else has the nerve, the coconuts to do it.

 

[RoadKing Custom]

No, as the relationship between size and strength is not linear. There are, however, various formulas for that. The most common currently used is the Wilks formula:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilks_Coefficient

That being said, this is still only a gauge of relative strength. Strength has an absolute definition, and that is 1RM. So whoever lifts the most is the strongest. The strongest by coefficient in a meet is usually called the best lifter.

Thank you for the education sir!

 

[Hammurabi]

Let me ask you a serious question... What do you think about those militia guys in Oregon? Thugs or patriots?

What's up with you millennials being all black and white? Listen, bro, I support the militia 100% and what they're doing is what every grown ass man should have the coconuts to do. Stand up for what's right! That's right, I said it.

 

[Rocco Marciano**]

Listen, my man.

Arguing with Hamjob is serious business, make no mistake about it.

My bro, how much do you bench?
Let's get jacked, bro.
We got this, my man.

 

[accolyte1022]

My bro, how much do you bench?
Let's get jacked, bro.
We got this, my man.

To be honest, my man, I bench small cars.

I've never bothered weighing the cars, bro. That's what real men with coconuts do, make no mistake about it.

 

[TestosterOWN]

Didn't Shawn Jordan bench 500 pounds?

 

[Uncle Termite]

LSU has a good program. Including both powerlifting and weightlifting. They are one of two colleges (the other being Lindenwood) to give decent scholarships for weightlifters.

Video evidence is more important of how the lift was done and so forth... you tube is more important that writings in a book b/c we can see how I was done and if.

 

[Dragon Punch]

Bench Correia

 

[PUO3]

Okay, dude, listen up and listen up real well. You see, bro, while it's true that I made this thread to be lighthearted and fun, that's true, but at the same time I'm not your daddy and I guarantee you that if you continue to display that millennial "I deserve a medal even when I lost" attitude any further inside my thread, I WILL go nuclear on your ass. Do you understand me, bro?

Nah. Tell us more.

 

[PUO3]

200lbs would break something if his technique was that shit.

No it wouldnt. You should watch more NFL lift videos, it is comedy.

 

[accolyte1022]

No it wouldnt. You should watch more NFL lift videos, it is comedy.

Larry Allen was a frackking beast.

 

[sutherland]

Absolutely, bro, but when you think about it you know, the bench has always been used as a proxy in the Colleges around the world to determine who's the baddest dude on the campus. It's just one of those things the dudes really appreciate.

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