Big Truck = Small Genitalia

Roca said:
I had a lifted Jeep, then I traded it for a Mazda 3 but my penis didn't get any bigger, what am I doing wrong?
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LOL

My Matrix is in the shop right now, so I have a Mazda 3 as a rental. Pretty nice car, but just too small for me.
 
sgt jumpy said:
My older brother has bad social issues and learning disabilities. After our dad passed, in 2001, my older brother didn't move to ATL with us--stayed with our grandparents and then his own little place(before moving in w mom a few years later). Anyway, he pretty much let the truck sit for years and years. I needed a vehicle with space for work, especially after my car started to shit on me, so I started driving it a year or so ago.
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Seems like a good score for you, for sure.
 
The Clamburglar said:
Seems like a good score for you, for sure.
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Shit, it's paid off and has no miles on it, so I'm not complaining.

My car is the Passat which has had electronic problems, leaks, pretty much any problem it can have. I was thinking of getting a Mazda 3, actually, but I still need a vehicle with storage space, so I'll probably end up with a small SUV.

I'd really like a Tacoma...
 
The Clamburglar said:
LOL

My Matrix is in the shop right now, so I have a Mazda 3 as a rental. Pretty nice car, but just too small for me.
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I really like my 3 actually, so much fun to drive, but it's a pain in the ass coming from the jeep. Can't smash down woods roads, cant throw the canoe on top, hard to get all my gear in etc... But I couldn't stomach dropping 100 bucks on gas a week + parts and time for the jeep anymore though. Someday when I have lots of time and money :)rolleyes:) I'll get a jeep or truck again.
 
Roca said:
I really like my 3 actually, so much fun to drive, but it's a pain in the ass coming from the jeep. Can't smash down woods roads, cant throw the canoe on top, hard to get all my gear in etc... But I couldn't stomach dropping 100 bucks on gas a week + parts and time for the jeep anymore though. Someday when I have lots of time and money :)rolleyes:) I'll get a jeep or truck again.
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Yeah, I only drive my truck on weekends or when I have to for hauling or going on roadtrips with friends, and keep my toyota for everyday use/driving the kids around. Gas is way too expensive.
 
my wife gets horny when she rides in the lifted truck so i NEED one...

money well spent
 
The Clamburglar said:
LOL, Reek.

You're missing the point. The thread is about the "small penis'" it is right in the title.

If stereotypes have an underlying truth, which I agree that they can, then the dudes in this thread must have a vast knowledge of other men's junk. Telling me to lighten up shows that you have not read the thread and just jumped in.
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Dizzy said:
Reek gets it.
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Indeed I do.
 
Roca said:
I had a lifted Jeep, then I traded it for a Mazda 3 but my penis didn't get any bigger, what am I doing wrong?
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Have you ever seen anyone whom you suspect has a big one drive a Mazda 3?
 
AZ103 said:
Everyone might think your dick is small behind your back but who do they call when they need that fridge moved?
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Next time, don't forget to put the tailgate down!

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Johnny Hendricks truck. Nuff said.

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speaking straight truth, Johnny is a white boy. lol
 
The Clamburglar said:
Big Truck = Small genitals

Where does this sentiment originate and why?

Discuss, my brethren.
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There is no direct evidence that people who buy Big Truck have small genitalia but there is evidence that people with small genitalia will have lower self-esteem and that having lower self-esteem will make you buy status symbols aka
 
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