Best Simpsons' Line (Thread #2):

[MaveDeltzer]

Super Nintendo Chalmers: Aurora Borealis! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country. Localize entirely within your kitchen.
Skinner: Yes.



Steel Mill Worker: We work hard, we play hard.
*Everybody dance now!*



Announcers: And here come the pretzels.

 

[Wrestler160]

Wiggum: All right, listen up. Listen up! These prestigious rod-iron security gates are bullet-proof, bomb-proof, and battering-ram resistant. Now.

Skinner: Then what happened to Johnny D?

Wiggum: He forgot to lock 'em.

Snake: Screw the honor system, my car needs me!

 

[HARRISON_3]

 

[M o A]

My fave line: Ngrrrgrrr ...

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[HARRISON_3]

Pretty much anything Ol Gil says

 

[El Moose]

[YT]8Yg1qZZwfxs[/YT]

 

[blink_man182]

Great line

 

[Joe]

Homer: Bart, you didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls!
Homer's brain: Silence, you fool.It can be ours!
Homer: [eating] Run, boy! Run! Run for your life.........boy!

 

[Bay Area]

Moe: This thing can flash fry a buffalo in 40 seconds

Homer: 40 seconds? But I want it now!

 

[SafyreSchool**]

Super Nintendo Chalmers: Aurora Borealis! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country. Localize entirely within your kitchen.
Skinner: Yes.

That was awesome, and the woman quoting along was marriage material.
Where is that vid from?
Do people get together and watch the simpsons like that?
had no idea.

 

[Noob]

Homer: Bart, you didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls!
Homer's brain: Silence, you fool.It can be ours!
Homer: [eating] Run, boy! Run! Run for your life.........boy!

Haha this was my favorite line as a kid

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

"what up marge?"

 

[Cuzcatlan]

Sideshow Bob- "You can't keep the Democrats out of the white house forever. And when they get back in. I'm back in the street with all my criminal buddies! "

 

[teflondon1332]

that was awesome, and the woman quoting along was marriage material.
where is that vid from?
Do people get together and watch the simpsons like that?
Had no idea.

f%$# yea!!!

 

[Snakesolidsnake]

That was awesome, and the woman quoting along was marriage material.

Indeed.

 

[flaninthefacerh]

 

[MaveDeltzer]

That was awesome, and the woman quoting along was marriage material.
Where is that vid from?
Do people get together and watch the simpsons like that?
had no idea.

Just found it when I searched for 'Steamed Hams', also found this techno version.


I watch old Simpsons with friends but never been to a meet up like that.

 

[RogerTheAlien]

Kent Brockman: Roads closed, pipes frozen, albinos...virtually invisible. The National Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm"!
Marge: I don't like the sound of that "class 3".

 

[Noob]

FORGIVENESS PLEASE!!!

 

[flaninthefacerh]

haha im watching the barbershop quartet episode

Abe: Thats my son up there!
Old Jewish Man: Who? The balding fat-ass?!
Abe: No....the uh, Hindu guy