Best Simpsons' Line (Thread #2):

bref said:
"Look Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown,"
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Hahaha . . . Great quote. Homer's at his best when he loses his mind and his eyes go off-centre just that little bit.
 
Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If *you* did it, sir?



Kent Brockman is reading the news with jewelry after winning the lottery.

Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.

Marge: What's that?

Homer:.............A dinosaur!
 
Idk if posted

Homer: "No beer and no TV make Homer something something....."

Marge: "Go crazy?"

Homer: "Don't mind if I do!!" /starts screaming insanely
 
Watched the gun episode again, classic.

Marge - you lied to me Homer, you told me you got rid of the gun
Homer - But Marge i swear, i never thought you'd find out
 
Bart, "I want the truth!"

Sideshow Bob, "You can't handle the truth! No truth-handler you! Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!"
 
Fraz said:
Watched the gun episode again, classic.

Marge - you lied to me Homer, you told me you got rid of the gun
Homer - But Marge i swear, i never thought you'd find out
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Hahah, one of the best lines from that episode
 
Burns inviting homer in after his dogs fail to show up to tear homer apart- "very well, come in. Perhaps I have something to scald you with"

Then proceeds to put a pot of water on the stove and say, "it will be a moment. So, what can I do for you?" he listens to homer talk for a bit then throws the water in his face. Because it wasn't hot enough he goes and gets him a towel.


It was funny and I'm drunk.
 
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Wiggum: All right, listen up. Listen up! These prestigious rod-iron security gates are bullet-proof, bomb-proof, and battering-ram resistant. Now.

Skinner: Then what happened to Johnny D?

Wiggum: He forgot to lock 'em.
 
[Marge is working at a real estate firm]

Lionel Hutz: I've been getting a lot of calls about you, Marge. People just love your no-pressure approach.

Marge: Well, you know what we say: the right house for the right person.

Lionel Hutz: I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The right house is the house that's for sale. And the right person is anyone.
 
I've got dubs . . . Called Rousey a bad name. I need to be a better man!

*wanted to see I could still post
 
Lionel hutz: this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie the neverending story.

Or lionel hutz babysitting the kids, gets woken up

"Hey dont touch my stuff!" *waving switchblade*
"Wait this isnt the y
 
Sweet_Leaf said:
Lionel hutz: this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie the neverending story.

Or lionel hutz babysitting the kids, gets woken up

"Hey dont touch my stuff!" *waving switchblade*
"Wait this isnt the y
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brilliant
 
Homer: "Oh, I'm sorry, we were talking about chocolate?”

Fritz: “THAT WAS TEN MINUTES AGO!
 
RogerTheAlien said:
Homer: I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos! OK, don't panic; remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day.
Homer pictures a tuxedoed Abraham talking to him.
Grampa: If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything, because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.
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Haha I love that crazy advice
 
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