Best Simpsons' Line (Thread #2):

I forget which episode - but when Homer and the kids have made a big mess in the house and are going to leave and Marge blocks the door:


Bart: Uh, it's hard for us to leave when you're standing there, Mom.

Homer: Push her down, son.

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"It's a car-hole"

"If Artie and Marge get married, I'll never be born"

"I call the big one bitey"

"Surprise me!" (Spock)

"Do you still... Work for NASA??"

"He knows what he's doin' Ralph"

"I'm too scared to pee my pants daddy... Just relaaax and it il' come"

"They're taking away my horny"

Mr. Burns has about 100 on his own.

Snake: "Good bye student loan payment"

"Worst.. Episode.. Ever."
 
In your best Apu accent

"Good rice, good curry, good Gandhi, let's hurry"
 
Skinner: There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest
Willie: There's not?! Ya use me Skinner! Ya used me!!!
 
One of the Halloween episodes.
Marge: did everyone wash their necks like Mr. Burns asked?
Homer: did I? *shows a cloth that's almost black with dirt*
 
"Look Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown,"
 
Otto when the sea carries him away.

"Zepplin Rules!"
 
Scrody said:
One of the Halloween episodes.
Marge: did everyone wash their necks like Mr. Burns asked?
Homer: did I? *shows a cloth that's almost black with dirt*
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From the same episode when the Simpsons arrive at Mr. Burns' castle and speak to the intercom.

Mr. Burns: Ah the Simpsons, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the night
Smithers: Sir, you have to take your hand off the button
Mr. Burns: Well Son of a b......
 
not really a line but in the Mr. Plow episode after he has tricked barney to go up the mountain and barney gets caught in an avalanche homer decides to rescue him. As he is prepping to go up the mountain marge has a thermos for him - you think he will fill it with coffee...but nope, he pours in a beer...

fucking so funny.
 
Moe: Homer! You gotta help me!
Homer: Oh ill help you, help you die!
 
Must kill Moe....WEEE.....must kill Moe.
 
Dr Nick flashback to a party in med school shows him hitting on a girl "Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want"
 
Milhouse Van Houten: [as Lincoln] I thought that Civil War would never end. Now to soothe my head with an evening at Ford's Theater.

[doors behind him are kicked open]
Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, no! John Wilkes Booth!

Bart: Hasta la vista, Abey...you're next Chester A. Arthur!
 
Scrody said:
Moe: Homer! You gotta help me!
Homer: Oh ill help you, help you die!
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What about when Moe tries to stage his death by running his car off of a cliff and diving out of the door, then the cliff curves such that he rolls back into the car as it plunges into the water
 
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces!

Everythings coming up Milhouse!
 
Bebop said:
What about when Moe tries to stage his death by running his car off of a cliff and diving out of the door, then the cliff curves such that he rolls back into the car as it plunges into the water
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Stealing, Stealing, Stealing a Car for Moe.
Do do do do do do do do Insurance Fraud Today!
 
Homer: I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos! OK, don't panic; remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day.
Homer pictures a tuxedoed Abraham talking to him.
Grampa: If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything, because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.
 
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