Best Simpsons' Line (Thread #2):

When Homer is killing himself working 2 jobs to pay for a horse he bought Lisa. As best as I can remember.

Marge: you know your dad can't keep this up.
Lisa: You going to make me give up the pony?
Marge: no nobody can make you. Its your decision Lisa.
Lisa: all these year that I have ask to be treated as an a adult have comeback and blow up in my face.

Note: my wifes favorite Simpson line.
 
Homer is playing Mr. Burns in a golf outing , Homer is stuck in the sand trap...

Mr Burns : " Use the sandwedge Homer , The open faced club"

Homer : " AHhhhh , open faced club sandwich , Ahhhhhh...."

something like that
 
So many, but here are the ones I use often:

"Wrong again, gay guide to Springfield!"
"You shot who in the what now?"
 
"Stroke Smithers! Stroke!"

"Im going as fast i can sir!"

"No! Im having one!"
 
Moleman: "I'd like to request 17 dollars for a push broom re bristling"

Mr. Burns (high on ether): "Why its that TV leprechaun! Im going to get your lucky charms!" (pulls out drill)

Moleman: "Oh no my brains"
 
MPH said:
Homer is playing Mr. Burns in a golf outing , Homer is stuck in the sand trap...

Mr Burns : " Use the sandwedge Homer , The open faced club"

Homer : " AHhhhh , open faced club sandwich , Ahhhhhh...."

something like that
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scenes from the class struggle in springfield.... one of my faves. i believe it was kent brockman who said that.

also the episode called "das bus" where ralph says "i eated the purple berries.... they taste like burning!!!"

also when dr. nick sees mr. smithers passed out outside the emergency room after being stung by a bee, he says "wholy smokes! you need booze!" and throws some change at him
 
Cuzcatlan said:
When Homer is killing himself working 2 jobs to pay for a horse he bought Lisa.
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haha i love in that episode when Homer gets home from his first job and lays down, and the second he does the alarm goes off and he gets right back up

gather round everyone, lets watch a classic episode
edit: nvm, russian dubs haha
 
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Apparently Lisa's music teacher, Mr. Longo, is gay. I never knew until I saw this clip:

 
Michaelangelo said:
Apparently Lisa's music teacher, Mr. Longo, is gay. I never knew until I saw this clip:

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I think this is a fairly new development in the last year or so . . . They're trying to increase the gay representation I guess. Oh well, fairly minor character so not too much has changed.
 
From Bart Gets an Elephant

Lisa: Dad! You're sinking.
Homer: Huh?
Marge: Get a rope, Bart?
Homer: Naw, that's OK. I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out.
First I'll just reach in and pull my legs out, now I'll pull my
arms out with my face.
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Joe McPherson said:
Hahahah . . . Love it! Also one of the top 5 episodes for me.

Love a couple of other parts from that episode:

Homer surprises Marge with gun that he bought. He gets her to close her eyes, then, with barrel pointed straight into her face, he says, "Okay, you can open your eyes now!"

I laugh so hard at that part every time.

And then later Homer hides the gun in the vegetable crisper of the fridge. Bart finds it and next thing you know Milhouse has an apple in his mouth and Bart says:

"I'm William Tell!" as he lines up to shoot the apple out of Milhouse's mouth.

Milhouse yells "Jinx!"

haha, omg so funny. Hysterical episode.
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I've quoted that episode in a war room gun debate before.

"Do you want the king of England comin in here and pushin you around?! HUH!? DO YA!!?
 
Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers!
Smithers: Somebody down here likes you too, sir!
Burns: Shut up!

Another one i like is from the who shut Mr. Burns part 1 where he's about to block the sun
Mr. Burns: Have you ever seen the sun set at 3pm?
Sea Captain: Aye, once. When I was sailing 'round the Arctic...
Mr. Burns: Shut up, you.

and the eyebrows of milhouse from ths gets me

 
Homer: Every time I learn something new I forget something else. Do you remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: You were drunk!
Homer: That's for the courts to decide.
 
What'd you expect Marge? his cholesterol is through the roof.

We just parked the kids in front of the TV. That's how I grew up and I turned out TV.

Go Banana!
 
Homer at the post office trying to retrieve an angry letter he mailed to Burns.

Homer (with ridiculous disguised voice): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Mail Clerk: Ok Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: I... don't know...

Next scene shows him and Bart sitting outside the post office looking depressed.

Homer (resentful sarcastic tone): Great plan Bart.
 
bortt said:
Homer at the post office trying to retrieve an angry letter he mailed to Burns.

Homer (with ridiculous disguised voice): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Mail Clerk: Ok Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: I... don't know...

Next scene shows him and Bart sitting outside the post office looking depressed.

Homer (resentful sarcastic tone): Great plan Bart.
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You should have gone with the Bort License plate line...

"We're out of Bort License plates in the gift shop"

"Come along Bort"

"Are you talking to me?"

"No, my son is also named Bort"
 
Homer to his spirit guide: Just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you.

PS. Merry Christmas Mayberry!
 
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