Best nickname & worst nickname in UFC

[markys00]

Number 1, because it is the best and worst on several levels at the same time. Ulysses "useless" gomez.

 

[MuayThaiBX]

I think there are a lot worse nicknames than "Ares." It's much better than when people wanted to call him the Canadian Psycho. Ares is short and sweet and directly pertains to fighting.

 

[2DUM2TAP]

That wasn't a real nickname...

I like clever pun nicknames the best, like Kevin "The Fire" Burns and Rick "The Horror" Story.

I actually know a fighter whose name is Andrew "Rootin' Tootin'" Sigers, so I have to pick him as the absolute best.

"The Count" is pretty bad on Bisping's part. I never liked it. I also thought Lavar "Big" Johnson's terrible penis pun was stupid.

He's actually a descendent of a Count and he has the whole British accent thing so it works.

 

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[CageSage]

I think there are a lot worse nicknames than "Ares." It's much better than when people wanted to call him the Canadian Psycho. Ares is short and sweet and directly pertains to fighting.

Yeah but the dude is a dork and is far from the god of War. He can be the god of avocados or something.

 

[Old Ironsides]

Yeah but the dude is a dork and is far from the god of War. He can be the god of avocados or something.

Maybe I've been living in California too long, but I resent any degradation, implied or otherwise, of avocados.

 

[Deleted member 453401]

Yeah but the dude is a dork and is far from the god of War. He can be the god of avocados or something.

He's a minion of the Just Bleed God when avocados are involved

 

[CageSage]

Maybe I've been living in California too long, but I resent any degradation, implied or otherwise, of avocados.

I love avocados, i apologize, I misspoke

 

[limejuicepowder]

Yeah but the dude is a dork and is far from the god of War. He can be the god of avocados or something.

clearly not the god of avocados, if he can't even open one without knife wounds.

 

[2DUM2TAP]

Chris the cat smasher Leben.

 

[Old Ironsides]

Chris the cat smasher Leben.

Best or worst?

 

[Deleted member 453401]

clearly not the god of avocados, if he can't even open one without knife wounds.

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I would not find it inconceivable if he said this word-for-word when he cut himself :icon_chee.

 

[limejuicepowder]

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I would not find it inconceivable if he said this word-for-word when he cut himself :icon_chee.

Ahh 80's c-list actors....gotta love em

 

[bambammccoy]

"The polish experiment" is badass.

"The young assassin" is probably the cheesiest.

 

[JohnRam87]

Yeah but the dude is a dork and is far from the god of War. He can be the god of avocados or something.

Avocado via RD1 TKO (cut)

Back on topic...
The Best

The Worst

Tamdan “The Barn Cat” McCrory

 

[2DUM2TAP]

Best or worst?

Worst. I didn't think that would need clarification.

 

[limejuicepowder]

ooo i like The Diamond too

What's the deal with All-American? Is this a name that can be earned or something?

 

[Easy The Great]

Bones is the best

 

[Old Ironsides]

Worst.

I don't fault either opinion. It's totally stupid but also vivid and memorable. Really depends where you fall on the comedy-of-violence-committed-against-cats spectrum.

 

[D-viller]

Ho bag and cupcake are the worst....