Best MMA nicknames?

[RxmDiaries]

Braindead Knob
Colby Cuckington
Conor McTapper
Luke Cuckhold
Luke Rocksalt
Marty Snoozman
Ali "Wheres Noah" Abdalasleez
Tyquil Woodley
Kebab

Who am I missing?

 

[7 others]

Ronda "head movement! Head movement! NO NO NO!" Rousey

 

[jsbx45]

How many of these did you make up TS?

 

[Right Hook nut shot]

You forgot Colby Queefington and Dos Nachos. I'll give Woodley that one that Queefington was hilarious

 

[Dead Kennedy]

The worst definitely has to be...
https://m.sherdog.com/fighter/Jules-Bruchez-41539
It’s like dude, no one calls you that

 

[The Schmoop]

Brian “magnum dong” caraway

Forrest “the type of guy that when he wipes his ass he doesn’t do a very good job” Griffin

 

[beephin]

Gilbert "Giblert" Melendez

Anderson "Aldo" Silva

 

[Drugstore Cowboy]

That Microwave guy who fought on the last PFL. Single greatest alias of all time in MMA.

Btw, /thread.

 

[613]

These fucking suck!

 

[I am your real dad]

Yoel Roidmero
Anderoid Silva
Jon Roids Jones

 

[Espresso]

TJ pillashaw
TJuice Dillashaw
TJ Dillashtacker
TJ steroidshaw
TJ Snakearoid
TJ manletBOOBSashaw
TJ PEDashaw
TRTj Dillashaw

 

[Intellidamus]

How many of these did you make up TS?

Mom got a case of red bulls from wal mart. He’s feeling creative.

 

[E Undead]

Not sure about nicknames, but the best MMA month is the Brocktober