Best Man left bleeding after getting hit in head by flying adult toy

[jefferz]

Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih’s wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong. The darting dildo drama unfolded on December 28 in a rented two-bedroom unit in Brisbane. Mr Skumavc said about eight other friends joined Mr Rolih for the party.
He said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high. “It wasn’t a strong shot (when it hit me in the head),” he said. “It probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle.” “She was shooting it through the room from one corner to the other,” he said.
https://www.damajority.com/best-man-left-bleeding-after-being-hit-in-head-by-flying-dildo/

That sounds like one hell of a party.

 

[GODZILLA213]

Best man doubled as the best target.

 

[Legumes]

And when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts

Just wait until this poor fellow finds out he contracted HIV from getting hit with a dildo that drew blood.

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

Where on the invitation did it specify "no rough stuff?" It didn't? Okay then

 

[MMA since 1993]

Dildo'd

 

[JJ Frog]

An apology is in order. I'm sorry Florida, I assumed you were involved.