Best first replies to an OP?

I nominate myself in the thread about the woman who married herself.

“This is why we earn more money”.

I’m fairly certain I was the first post.
 
It’s been years ago, but someone started a thread babbling about seeing Tito Ortiz naked and what a great body he had, then asked for examples of other great fighter’s bodies, and ended with a limp “no homo” type disclaimer.

First response crushed it: “Witness the birth of an epic thread.”

Sadly, it got deleted. I took a screenshot, I’ll see if I can find it.
 
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/yoel-romero-made-weight-in-my-book.3776613/

Yoel Romero made weight in my book.

It's 0.2 pounds, which in the past and present would have been allowed, in a title fight, depending on the location, and always allowed in any other fights.

The difference in opinions amongst regulatory bodies over different locations may and does exist, but it does not provide a universal criteria for making weight, but for allowing certain requirements to be met before the fight is given a green light.

0.2 pounds out of 185 pounds would mean that

Romero weighed in 0.1 percent, not 1 percent or 10 percent, but 0.1 percent heavier than Whitaker.

Well you are a pathetic piece of shit

So who cares

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Best I ever saw was like 10 years ago when someone made a "shoop wanderlei" thread. The first response in red bold letters was "How dare you". The guy continued to get harrassed for over 5 pages.
 
The Simpsons in and out GIF always cracks me up when used properly as a first reply.
 
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Gets posted almost everytime a fighter pre 2013 is discussed in the heavyweights.
 
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