MortalWombat
Vombatus Sherdoggus
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Ok then I'd be Bill Gates, transfer all of his money into my accounts then kill myself.
There is a bank error - not in your favour. A philatelist named Gill Bates realises he's been into the wrong "phil..." all his life just as a very large deposit hits his bank account.
He develops an acute interest in malaria, shoves a broomstick up his arse and is instantly accepted as the natural substitute for that other billionaire... what was his name?