Battle 3:16

[SuperNerd]

The sixteenth verse from chapter 3, in the Gospel of Bryan, from the Book of Combat

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Good to have Bryan remind the French who they are. It's been over 80 years since they surrendered to the Germans so the French need a refresher

 

[The-AxeMurderer]

Bryan Battle is hilarious for that.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

only casuals like this stuff

 

[Reach4theSky]

 

[oski]

Dope promo!

 

[Tweak896]

Was hilarious how pissed the crowd was while he was talking shit after beating their guy. Always gonna watch Battle

 

[Gang Sign Luke]

France literally let this happen without putting up a fight. You'd never guess it by how pretentious they are. France sucks.

 

[Rationality]

That's a great heel move. Those are fun sometimes!

 

[the phantom toe]

only casuals like this stuff

Only gatekeeping bulb chewers, who have tried to build an entire personality around being into MMA call other fans casuals.

 

[flektarn]

that's how you get your name out there.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Surprised France didn't riot in the streets over the slightest inconvenience. They are making strides

 

[EndlessCritic]

I like it. Battle has contender potential, and doesn't get nearly enough attention considering how good (and entertaining) he is.

If he needs to cut a promo on the mic to get some attention, so be it.

 

[TITS]

only casuals like this stuff

You like Powder Slap.

 

[SuperNerd]

only casuals like this stuff

I found a baguette recipe for you.

• Add flour and yeast to your salt
• Mix the dry ingredients together and add water. Cover with plastic wrap and let sit overnight (up to 20 hours) on the countertop in a well oiled bowl.
• Generously flour your hands and your baking sheet.
• Form dough into baguette shape (about 12 inches long) and let it rise in a warm place for 1-2 hours. Follow this video tutorial for tips on shaping the dough.
• Bake in the oven for ten minutes with a pan of boiled water resting on the bottom rack. Remove the water and bake until golden brown.
• Butter up, turn sideways
• Shove it up your hardcore candy ass

 

[BEATDOWNS]

You like Powder Slap.

I'm a HARDCORE Power Slap fan not a filthy casual UFC fan or should I say WWE fan

 

[TITS]

I'm a HARDCORE Power Slap fan not a filthy casual UFC fan or should I say WWE fan

 

[TaxCutz]

What ethnicity is Battle? Latino?

 

[TITS]

What ethnicity is Battle? Latino?

He's definitely not French. Maybe one of those MMA media hacks will have the balls to ask him one of these days.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

This Goober used to call himself "Pooh Bear"


Dana and TKO Endeavors were like no kid were gonna call you "The Butcher" instead