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Inspiring the shit out of me to do much more jogging and jogging sideways as the dominant techniques of combat sports.

Thanks Lyto "The Prancing Dragon" Machida.
 
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Who can blame him for being a little gunshy after he's been knocked out so brutally on multiple occasions?
 
Another edition of "Nerds online talk shit about people who actually fight".
 
Another edition of "Nerds online talk shit about people who actually fight".

Hi stupid, I do train and fight, but I'm not high level like Machida, asking bitches to pay lots of money to watch me jog around the cage for all 5 rounds almost. WTF do you think this forum is for, fatboy?
 
Who can blame him for being a little gunshy after he's been knocked out so brutally on multiple occasions?

Even the Brazilian crowd was starting to booooo him in freakin' Brazil, so you know it was a shitty fight.
 
Hi stupid, I do train and fight, but I'm not high level like Machida, asking bitches to pay lots of money to watch me jog around the cage for all 5 rounds almost. WTF do you think this forum is for, fatboy?

No, you don't do shit.

You are a virgin at your parents house.
 
Machida has a shot chin. I don't blame him. He got the job done to me because Anders was so gunshy. Dude has no idea what a feint is.
 
Inspiring the shit out of me to do much more jogging and jogging sideways as the dominant techniques of combat sports.

Thanks Lyto "The Prancing Dragon" Machida.

2007 is calling and asking for it’s Machida complaint back.
 
Hi stupid, I do train and fight, but I'm not high level like Machida, asking bitches to pay lots of money to watch me jog around the cage for all 5 rounds almost. WTF do you think this forum is for, fatboy?


how anyone could possibly like that snore fest of a fight, is beyond me...that had to be, one of the most boring fights I have ever watched...I have never liked the way machida fights...even more so in this fight...both guys were very reluctant to throw....but machida, all he did was run the entire time...movement is one thing, but he didn't throw anything aside from a few leg kicks here and there....pathetic fight...
 
Hi stupid, I do train and fight, but I'm not high level like Machida,

Obviously.

Otherwise you'd also be a UFC legend with a belt under your waist.

But alas, you're just a can
 
Machida has a shot chin. I don't blame him. He got the job done to me because Anders was so gunshy. Dude has no idea what a feint is.

It's actually very easy to gallop sideways like that and force the other guy to keep chasing you (remaining very safe from getting caught).....while feinting and then waiting for that near perfect to perfect time to throw single potshots. There are Boxers who do this in Boxing, and they rarely get signed up by any promotion b/c they know this shit pisses off the crowd.
 
Obviously.

Otherwise you'd also be a UFC legend with a belt under your waist.

But alas, you're just a can

Well stupid, they are also Entertainers, and last night wasn't entertaining.
 
You'd think he'd evolve and be more exciting, but no, just the same Machida.

Actually for a time, maybe starting with his Soko fight he was able to starch people with his blitzes, and he became interesting to watch, but he just doesn’t have the timing and power to do it anymore.

Shame. But no one outruns Father Time, no matter how elusive.
 
You won't.

You'll continue eating cheetos and lying online.

so now you're backing out and just want to go back and forth online.....doing exactly what you're complaining about. c'mon toughguy owner of "mmaArmy.com"....whateverthefuck that is. haha
 
He's nearly 40 and has been through a lot of wars. Getting finished most the time in the last part of his career. Anders is tough, and has KO power. People often talk about "what if A level athlete..." Eryk took his college to win a National Championship as a linebacker.

I think Machida fought smart and deserved the win. Much like Stipe's game plan against Ngannou.
 
Actually for a time, maybe starting with his Soko fight he was able to starch people with his blitzes, and he became interesting to watch, but he just doesn’t have the timing and power to do it anymore.

Shame. But no one outruns Father Time, no matter how elusive.

That's kind of true. Same shit seems to be happening to Overeem. But Machida fights seems to always be like that. Very boring and mostly galloping sideways for rounds on end until he starches someone. If he doesn't get that spectacular KO, then the audience is bored to hell.

Take Rampage Jackson, he's old and pretty out of shape. But his last Bellator fight vs. Sonnen, he stood his grounds to kill or be killed. He's their to not only win, but to entertain.
 
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