Australia's the only country to lose a war to a bird

[Jack Reacheround]

So you cut your own hair when feeling emu?

Hell yes. And I dyed it black.

 

[horc00]

Fucking crazy animals. Every time I've been near one I got the feeling they wanted to peck my eyeballs out









This emu is doing the Elaine Benes dance

Holy fuck they're just bird kangaroos.

 

[horc00]

Emu War - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Any Aussies on here? The shame you must feel that your military armed with machine guns couldn't handle the Emus.

Just send brochures to the Americans and organize emu-hunting trips for them with free photography sessions with their kills. Everyone knows 'Muricans love shooting shit and posing for pics. Those emus wouldn't know what hit them.

 

[Osculater]

Hell yes. And I dyed it black.

Are you emu dad?

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Are emu dad?

I have no kids. I’m too emu for that.

 

[650lb Sumo]

lousy excuse for putting your foot in your mouth in the wrong thread.

Had spare time at work so I decided to use that time to correct you. No "sore spotta bla bla" at all.

When you put your foot in your mouth that far.... I guess

Why not start with WW1 or WW2? No 1983 Grenada, 1990 Panama, or Kosovo 1999?

Anyways.... Objectively you are absolutely wrong. Also visit South Korea. Then take a look at the current state of North Korea. Tell me me if you think there wasn't a winner in that.

Objectively yes. Militarily no. Heck we beat them down 3 times and mad them sign a peace treaty (surrender?). They broke that treaty 3 times.

Also.. ever talk to any Vietnam vets? That wasn’t really a war. It was a total drug addiction/bender, meat grinder fought with handcuffs on.

Ever been to Vietnam? I have. 3 times in 2019. Even they don’t feel they won or won anything. Their biggest complaint was that all the south Vietnamese got free citizenship upon arriving in America. While the north Vietnamese inherited a wasteland of unexploded munitions.

Not to mention they were eager to take over the south and its people. Only to find out that 92% of the south had already been evacuated. The Viet Cong was like, “what the fu.....??” And most of the south that was left behind were old and disabled. So they had to spend resources to take care of them.

Second thing they always mentioned was the lopsided body count. “How was it our victory when we lost a generation worth of our population”?

Yep and this is why Kuwaitis are cool with American to this day.

Objectively at the END... yeah. Militarily No. And to add insult, many of them want us to come back. Especially since the females are back to being treated like cattle. We took over that country for 20 years and left on our own accord. Because of Biden putting the carriage in front of the horse, the final exit was rough but still. Our own accord.

Nope. That was a W. Took over their country and ousted their military completely. Built it back up afterwards. The fact that they refused to defend their country against ISIS was on them. Can't teach courage.

Need to rethink your stats

No because all the people I come in contact with in real life are smart enough not to think like you. Guys (girl?) that think like you only exist online behind a computer.

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

I dunno those canadian geese might give canada a go

 

[PBAC]

I made this exact thread before and now it's gone