Australia - the world's greatest country.

[strongstylekarate]

Some say it is the greatest country in the world,

Others dream of living there.

A country surrounded beaches and outbacks.

Whether you're a beach junkie or a cross country type, you can never go wrong with this country.

Being one of the largest countries in the world, sure is you have a lot to explore.

Kangaroos jumping to Koalas climbing, living here will make you a Steve Irwin.

So, where the bloody hell are you?!

 

[JabToucher]

You're welcome!

 

[Badger67]

Temperatures of 2947282 celsius and everything can kill you, annoying accents and you have vegemite. No thanks.

 

[ROKKO]

Damn. I thought they did something awesome like legalizing topless female nudity or did something amazing like America did when we decided to be the birth place of Matthew Mcconaughey.

I didn't look it up but I hope that cat isn't Canadian or Chinese and making me look tarded.

 

[Zer]

I'm British, so while Australia is a beautiful country in terms of aesthetics, I know how we sent all our most dangerous creatures over there and I don't want to fuck with all those spiders and snakes and crocodiles etc

 

[Okajima]

Nah.

You can keep your deadly snakes, bugs, and billion sharks.

Nice weather tho.

Meat pies rule as well.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Yeah, you've got my vote TS.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

about 98% of the country looks like the Mojave Desert, so there's that

 

[irish_thug]

Temperatures of 2947282 celsius and everything can kill you, annoying accents and you have vegemite. No thanks.

It takes the good of Canada and then makes it unbearably hot, poisonous and surrounds it with sharks.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

10/10 - Would visit

 

[LEWIS540]

Odd that most of the successful Aussies leave......

 

[Jimmy McGill]

It takes the good of Canada and then makes it unbearably hot, poisonous and surrounds it with sharks.

No Trudeau though, so there's that.

 

[ToxicShocker]

Australia is #1 at losing presidents in the ocean.

 

[Bubzeh]

No thanks. Don't fancy going for a long walk / hike and being bitten and killed by a snake.

 

[mrsenor]

how do you say australia in chinese?

 

[irish_thug]

No Trudeau though, so there's that.

That's definitely a point for the land of Oz.

 

[NZbetterthanOZ]

New Zealand is a 100% better country in every way

1.You thieving cunts stole our flag, the flat white, Pavlova, Neil Finn, and Russell Crowe

2. We have better beaches

3. Our sport culture is better

4. Aussies have shit pies but we have amazing pies

 

[HunterSdVa29]

Australia is #1 at losing presidents in the ocean.

pretty wild their PM just vanished at sea a few decades back

it virtually never gets mentioned either (at least here in the US)

 

[Gutter Chris]

Must be nice to have fruit bats and no winter and water buffalo to hunt

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Every step you take you risk treading on a killer snake, spider, crocodile, jellyfish, kangaroo etc. No thanks!