Attn: Clementine: Sherdog Marriage Proposal.

[ryun253]

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/feet.4272805/

That is one example of many. lmao shit gets weird on sherdog.

I really need to spend more time in other forums. 99.9% of the time i'm in the heavies or boxing :| I forget there's more to Sherdog

 

[Davidjacksonjones]

I really need to spend more time in other forums. 99.9% of the time i'm in the heavies or boxing :| I forget there's more to Sherdog

Same here, Been on Mayberry and boxing and war room a few times, but 99 percent is in the heavies.

I should also probably spend less time on Sherdog heavies too. Literally a third of my life is on Sherdog, with the other third being work and sleeping

 

[ryun253]

Same here, Been on Mayberry and boxing and war room a few times, but 99 percent is in the heavies.

I should also probably spend less time on Sherdog heavies too. Literally a third of my life is on Sherdog, with the other third being work and sleeping

I work from home now so I always have Sherdog open now. Been gone for a few years

 

[Davidjacksonjones]

I work from home now so I always have Sherdog open now. Been gone for a few years

I always open Sherdog at work during my smoke breaks and toilet breaks

 

[Staph infection]

hey now!
I charge!
Nothing cheap about me

What is the going rate to “train” with you?

 

[Frank Kain]

My wifey is @NinjaCat870 she’s def a female. I sleep next to her and she has done naughty things to me since I was 22yrs old.

careful! When the incels find out that sex doesn’t just happen on a phone? My god, the horror…the horror…

 

[ryun253]

What is the going rate to “train” with you?

Only I know! I can tell you for a small fee though

 

[Royce's Gi]

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!​

 

[lsa]

What is the going rate to “train” with you?

buy me dinner first
I am hungry

I could eat

 

[lsa]

Only I know! I can tell you for a small fee though

damn I just got a manager
I am moving up in the world!

 

[Sara]

..yes? Multiple times?

Ya definitely see Clem, especially around play by plays. Not sure if this is subforum is where most of your posts are, but I much more regularly see them

How long have you had the pink belt? Cuz if it's been a long time, I gotta say you ring very few bells. I feel like I would have remembered

I this very thread? Where?

 

[Sara]

..yes? Multiple times?

Ya definitely see Clem, especially around play by plays. Not sure if this is subforum is where most of your posts are, but I much more regularly see them

How long have you had the pink belt? Cuz if it's been a long time, I gotta say you ring very few bells. I feel like I would have remembered

I’ve had this pink belt for a long long time.

 

[Staph infection]

Only I know! I can tell you for a small fee though

I got a gently used UFC hot dog brander, pristine tapout shirt, and autographed Randy Couture boxing glove as my offerings.

 

[Staph infection]

Only I know! I can tell you for a small fee though

Ali is that you! managing Sherdoggers now?

 

[NoSmilez]

This is Isa. She isn't the most beautiful woman in her town but she always has a green cup filled with Pucko.

 

[Staph infection]

buy me dinner first
I am hungry

I could eat

Tacos it is, Tito’s Cantina opens at 4.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

I this very thread? Where?

Now I've got threads at 30 posts per page, so for me it's pages 2 and 6. Dunno what it'd be for you. Try the posts around the 40's and the 150's

But again, really any amount of regular posting or active engagement in the UFC events will have you run into Clem

I’ve had this pink belt for a long long time.

Well, sorry that I don't remember running into you before. If I have it'd have to be a number of years back

 

[lsa]

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This is Isa. She isn't the most beautiful woman in her town but she always has a green cup filled with Pucko.

you gets extra point for the Pucko reference.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Same here, Been on Mayberry and boxing and war room a few times, but 99 percent is in the heavies.

I should also probably spend less time on Sherdog heavies too. Literally a third of my life is on Sherdog, with the other third being work and sleeping

Every thread I've been on in the other sections were because a heavy thread got sent there. Or the support section whenever I need to ask something like: Has the search function really been broken for like half a year now? What the fuck

careful! When the incels find out that sex doesn’t just happen on a phone? My god, the horror…the horror…

Haha, I'm adult enough to know what phone sex is.

It's when you buy a small burner flip phone device, set several alarms on it, put it in a condom and put it up a bum.



Right?

 

[ryun253]

I got a gently used UFC hot dog brander, pristine tapout shirt, and autographed Randy Couture boxing glove as my offerings.

Sounds good, I really need the Reebok coupons as well though